Sakartvelo on My Mind

The Republic of Georgia (known as Sakartvelo/საქართველო to locals) has been on my mind for what feels like forever.

Map highlighting Georgia in relation to Europe

When I first dipped my toes into the world of former Soviet Republics I remember hearing a vague buzz about how Georgia was the former SSR to beat. But it was while in Kazakhstan I really learned what an out-sized reputation this tiny country has within the former soviet sphere.

Stalin was born there and his Bolshevik comrades made generous use of Georgia’s food, wine, mineral water, spas, mountains, and Black Sea coast. Although the USSR is no more (despite Putin’s best efforts), you can find a lot of love for Georgia in the former republics. When I lived in Almaty, I saw Georgian restaurants everywhere. Georgian wine, Borjomi mineral water, and bright green, ostensibly tarragon flavored “Tarhun” soda took up serious shelf space in the grocery stores. Most importantly, there were nonstop flights available between Tbilisi and Almaty, making it practically obligatory to take a mini-break there.

Map showing flight path from Almaty to Tbilisi

Once a secret delight hidden behind the iron curtain, Georgia is now regularly luring western European tourists with their amazing food, wine, history, and natural beauty. Even Americans are starting to take notice. Which is how, back in early 2020, I managed to convince American friends to meet me there.

And then…

Collage of early 2020 headlines about Covid

But dammit, I couldn’t just toss my Lonely Planet Caucuses into the garbage. Instead, I spent the next three years plotting a redo. When I landed in my current post with its special incentives (a free R&R ticket + extra vacation days) I decided to at least broach the subject of getting the band back together for Georgia redux. In a delightful turn of events, they were game.

Of course, since Uncle Sam was buying my ticket I had to wait for the party that runs (a chunk of) our government but doesn’t believe in the government to fund the government before I could get my ticket. But now, a Christmas miracle! I am in possession of a ticket courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer.

The trip isn’t until March and yes, the superstitious part of me worries that publishing my intentions on the internet is a sure fire way to jinx the whole enterprise, but I am also so excited that I can’t help myself.

So how do I while away the days until then?

There’s supporting the local economy of course. Retail therapy has never been easier than in Pakistan. A last minute ticket to “embassy prom” (aka the Marine Ball) meant a last minute purchase of a dress. I talked myself out of a fun necklace at our annual holiday vendor fair, but then when the same vendor with the same necklace showed up at another event, I melted. And I rewarded myself for a successful bidding season with a custom coffee table from one of the community’s favorite furniture makers.

But after my shipment of household effects finally arrived from China, I felt like my apartment was plenty full. So no more shopping!

I’ve also hit up the local options for sightseeing as much as possible, while staying within security guidelines.

Generally that means just going on whatever trip is available, regardless of my level of interest.

Railway museum? Sure!

Golra Sharif Railway museum is also a working train station dating from 1881. The highlight was the pakora and chai stand on the platform.

Hikes in the Margala Hills (technically foothills of the Himalayas and murderously steep in places)? Why not?

But other outings have been to places I’d be interested in visiting even if all of Pakistan was open to me.

The ruined Buddhist monastery of Jaulian (2nd century CE) is near the city of Taxila, which is somehow also famous for making these hideous disco cats.

Cat shaped statues covered in mirrored tiles

The Disco Leopards of Taxila

Buddhist monastery of Jaulian

You don’t find a lot of Hindus in Muslim-dominated Pakistan, but there is still an active temple at Katas Raj, where the pond is said to have been created from the teardrops of Shiva, after the death of his wife Sati.

Katas Raj Temple Complex

Then, when a friend I worked with in Guangzhou invited me to visit her in her new post (Bangkok), I decided, why not? I’ve only taken two short trips to Thailand but in my limited experience, you can always count on old Siam to bring the bling.

The Royal Palace and Wat Phra Kaew (Temple of the Emerald Buddha)

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Wat Pho, Temple of the (GIANT) Reclining Buddha

My favorite temple, of this visit and perhaps of all Buddhist temples I’ve ever visited (at this point a not insignificant number), was Wat Arun, which is across the river from the royal palace and covered with broken ceramics repurposed into mosaic-like decor. The ultimate in upcycling.

Across the river to Wat Arun

So that’s been me keeping busy-ish in the final months of the year. I’ve got one last trip in 2023 and then I can officially start counting down to Georgia in 2024. I better not have jinxed it!

“Asia” Asia

Let’s be clear: I one hundred percent don’t blame people for not knowing where Kazakhstan is. What’s funny to me is when I have to low-key explain/defend that it’s “really” in Asia.

A comment on a Facebook photo might make me go, “huh, I think they think I live in Europe.” But then I also get variations on the person who asked, when hearing I was going to China in 2021, if I’d been to Asia before. “I live in Asia now!” “Yeah, but not ‘Asia’ Asia.”

Dude, earlier this month I was in Zharkent, literally 20 miles from the border with China.

How much more “Asia” Asia can I get? Does it have to be a place a majority of Americans recognize? In which case, does Thailand count?

Thailand is a place I’ve long wanted to visit. My friend Sahni, who has family from there and knows it well, invited me to join her in November. Alas, I’d traveled in July, August, and September. Christmas vacation was already on the books. Could I squeeze in anything else? Yes. About 3.5 days.

Why travel so far for such a short time? Because in foreign service life, when friends from home are on the same continent as you (to reiterate, my current continent being Asia), you have to make up for all those missed happy hours. Still, I did wonder if it would be worth it.

Verdict? TOTALLY worth it.

From Kazakhstan a 6.5 hour direct flight to Bangkok feels like no bigs. Then it was a short hop to Chiang Mai and, with a time difference of only one hour, not even much jetlag to contend with.

My visit involved much of what people expect from “Asia” Asia: motor scooters, street food, night markets with vendors hawking everything from clothing to jewelry to edible bugs, all against a backdrop of lanterns and Buddhist temples and monks and drag shows (maybe that last one is specific to Thailand).

I gorged on vitamins D and C thanks to sunshine and tropical fruits, fortifying myself before returning to a long and dark winter in beet and cabbage land.

As smelly as they say? Yes.
A delicious base for ice cream? Also yes.

All that was on my to-do list was to hang out with Sahni and Leo and to eat all the food. Consequently, I did less research about this trip than perhaps anywhere else I’ve ever gone and I can’t impress you with a newfound knowledge of Thai history or culture. But here’s a hodge-podge of impressions from a day trip to Chiang Rai and then my time in Chiang Mai:

  • The temples are gorgeous and ornate. Thai Buddhism is very closely related to Hinduism (so much Ganesh!) and temples are everywhere. You pass dozens just in the old city of Chiang Mai. If you were thinking that Buddhism was free from the sexism of Christianity and Islam though, you should think again.
  • Getting around was super easy and cheap with songthaew, the ubiquitous, communal red vans. But the car and scooter traffic, even inside the old walled city, is pretty intense.
  • Thai massage is an experience. Expect to be in a room with others, clothed, with a lady crawling on top of you, yanking your limbs around and giving the general impression that if she had the strength, she would grab you by the arms and swing you around over her head. I loved it.
  • I was pleasantly surprised at how low-key the sales pressure was at the markets, especially compared to Morocco.
  • There are a million crap things to buy but also a million very cool things to buy, from silk fabric to silver (literally an entire kilometer of silver shops along one street) to teak and pottery. I wasn’t in a shopping mood but if I return some day I’ll bring a second bag.

These elephant print pants seem to captivate all tourists except me

  • Chiang Mai was way cleaner than I expected. Someone is always sweeping the street, and between the tropical fruits and the blooming tropical flowers, punctuated with aromas wafting off of street food carts, it smelled amazing!
  • The food is outstanding. Drinks like mango and watermelon and butterfly pea and dragon fruit smoothies; dishes like pad thai and kao soi and fish grilled in banana leaves and papaya salad. I couldn’t get enough.

My hodge-podge of photos:

Chiang Rai

Wat Rong Khun (White Temple) is bit like a Buddhist Sagrada Familia in that it is the creation of one visionary, Chalermchai Kositpipat, who will be dead before he sees his project completed (around 2070). The temple grounds include images from traditional Buddhist and modern pop culture.

 

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Baan Dam (Black House) is an installation from artist Thawan Duchanee. Peaceful gardens are filled with dark buildings decorated with animal horns, phallic symbols, and crocodile skins.

My favorite color! Wat Rong Seur Ten (Blue Temple) may not have the historic or artistic significance of some of the other temples I visited, but is nonetheless a stunner.

Chiang Mai

I picked a few historic temples to visit and then just stopped by any others that looked interesting. I only know the names of a few. There are too many to keep track!

 

With such intense heat during the day, many of the markets don’t start up until the evening.

 

So there it is. Sure I have lived in, worked in, and touristed around Central Asia for the last year of my life. But I finally made it to “Asia’ Asia. I’m ready to go back!