Excess Baggage

Do you have a purse, briefcase, suitcase, backpack, or even a laptop sleeve? There’s a 70-80% chance that all or part of it comes from Shiling town, in the Huadu district of Guangzhou city in Guangdong Province, China. Five square kilometers with a worldwide impact.

Join me on a journey into the global supply chain…

wall of hanging backpacks

I recently read a novel centered around Guangzhou’s counterfeit bag trade called, appropriately enough, Counterfeit. Inspired by the novel, I visited the real life Guangzhou market that sells the final products, some counterfeit, some not.

Then, when a local tour company offered a day-trip called Made in China – An Insider’s Tour into the World’s Bag Factory, I had an opportunity to learn even more about the world of bag making. Is it weird that I jumped at the chance?

Our first stop was indeed a factory, albeit not one making counterfeits. We were welcomed in, given a presentation about the company, and encouraged to take pics and video despite signs saying otherwise.

Sign in English and Chinese reading "Secret Heartland" and "No Photos"

No photos policies are actually often part of an effort to stop counterfeiting

However, as workers are paid not by the hour but by the finished product, we were warned they probably wouldn’t want to stop and chat with us.

Here is where I stop to acknowledge the many valid concerns about forced or sweatshop labor in China. And yet, an interesting development in the bag industry: China’s labor is already a bit too expensive for some western retailers. To compete, our guide/factory owner has opened factories in neighboring Myanmar, where labor is cheaper. Much of what they do here in China is now limited to purchasing materials, creating samples, and then shipping those across the border for mass production.

During our pre-tour Q&A, we talked about the human rights concerns in China and Myanmar and how to balance that with the fact that if you shut down a factory a thousand people are out of a job. And how the factory owners are beholden to the often fickle demands of big western retailers. When said retailers noticed the exchange rate between the Myanmar Kyat and pretty much every other currency was more favorable than it had been, they tried to negotiate a new, lower, price per bag. Which then required the factory owner to show the receipts for a) the extra cost of electricity when you are running your own generator because an unstable government can’t keep a stable power grid running, and b) the mid-month payment of rice and cooking oil to workers whose monthly paycheck was no longer quite cutting it.

Other than the laborers themselves, I don’t think there are any heroes in this story. That being said, I didn’t see any truly inhumane working conditions during my tour.

Conditions in the market and especially the subcontractor shops (see below), while not as good as the factory, were also not terrible. Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t see working conditions that I would enjoy, I just didn’t see anything that made me feel committed to human extinction as the best possible course of action. Although I know those conditions could well exist somewhere. After all, this district is chock full of factories I didn’t see inside of.

burned out large building

Burned-out factory, a testament to unsafe conditions. While this fire was two years ago, I am sure the potential for others still exists.

Why so many bag factories in one place? Proximity to the wholesale market.

Imagine everything you can think of to make a bag and several things you haven’t. Thread? Fabric? Zippers? Foam? Paint? It’s all a couple of kilometers away.

You can go from factory to wholesale market to subcontractor district, all on foot. Although delivery bikes and tuk-tuks abound, to help speed things up.

Our last stop of the day was the aforementioned subcontractor area. While in the factory we saw machines that cut patterns and tested the durability of wheelie suitcases, and sewing machines that are set to semi-automatically stich a specific pattern, there’s still lots of work that needs to be done by hand. Plus work that needs to be done by specialized machines that not every factory wants to purchase. They farm this work out to small subcontractor shops lining the storefronts in nearby streets.

This district was certainly the grittiest part of our tour, with the least desirable working conditions. The neighborhood was also the epitome of dense urban living. Residential, working, shopping, and restaurant spaces are all stacked up on top of each other. Even I, a lover of mixed-use urban development, found this particular atmosphere a tad claustrophobic. You simply cannot understand the density of a Chinese city until you’ve visited one.

Final reflections

I suspect anyone who has any bag purchased at any price point at any major store (from the fanciest at Nordstrom to the cheapest at TJ Maxx), likely has a piece of Shiling village in their possession.

But it goes beyond the big retailers. Before this tour I would have told you that my bags were in that 20-30% that did not come from China. Because while I do love a bag, my favorites are unique items mostly picked up on my travels.

Now? I think I was naïve. Yes my bags come from the leather market of Fes, an Indie designer from Olympia, and a fair trade shop in Kazakhstan. But the buckles, snaps, zippers, and straps…where do those come from? I have my suspicions.

Also, this is exactly what I love about living in a foreign country. If I visited China on the standard two week trip, would I sacrifice a day of my precious vacation to visit a dingy Guangdong manufacturing district? Probably not.

Instead I live here, and while I have yet to make it to the Great Wall or Mao’s mausoleum, I have seen the birthplace of your handbag. Which is kinda cool.

Not Ningxia

In August, high off the success of my fantastic two weeks in Yunnan, I immediately reserved another trip, this one to take place over the super long weekend known as Golden Week, celebrating the founding of the People’s Republic of China.

Anxious to make use of the free time, I chose a tour of China’s wine country, Ningxia. Yes, there’s wine country in China, although it doesn’t attract the tourists of Napa Valley. Or even Prosser.

Yeah, yeah, there were the usual PRC government proclamations discouraging travel, but I figured as wine appreciation is still relatively new in China, and Ningxia’s other tourist attractions are slim (the whole province gets all of ten pages in the 1,000+ Lonely Planet guidebook), this would be one of the safest bets for a vacation during a very popular travel time.

“If this trip comes off,” I said aloud, “I might have to stop complaining about how hard it is to travel in China.”

And the good news is…no need to censor my complaints.

Fifty nine cases of Covid showed up in Ningxia a week before my flight. Meaning the only wine tasting I’d be doing was in my own apartment.

Fortunately, the Julie McCoy cruise directors of embassy/consulate life (the Community Liaison Office) had, last time stay-cations were the order of the day, prepared a 36-page booklet on things to do in Guangzhou. I skipped the family activities involving water parks and laser tag and focused on sights I’ve been meaning to get to and haven’t because it’s easy to get lulled into believing you have plenty of time. But I have less than a year left here in Guangzhou!

Dr. Sun Yat-Sen’s (Father of the Nation) Memorial Hall decked out for National Day

My first stop was Huangpu Ancient Port, one of the earliest Chinese ports to welcome western ships. From what I could gather, this area began seeing trade as far back as the 1100s but really flourished from the mid-1700s. Huangpu Village includes many older buildings in the Lingnan (Cantonese) style.

After Huangpu I headed to one of Guangzhou’s most well known temples, Liurong Temple or Temple of the Six Banyan Trees. There has been a temple on this site since 537 and the Flower Pagoda dates from 1097, with periodic rebuilding and restoration.

But you know, by now I’ve seen a lot of pagodas.

I was more excited by the Museum of the Western Han Dynasty Mausoleum of the Nanyue King. (Doesn’t exactly roll off your tongue but they can’t all be “The Uffizi” or “The Orsay.”)

two elephant statues

Guangzhou generally loves nothing more than to demolish and build over historic sites, but back in the early 1980s, during construction for a hotel in the elephant hill area, they discovered the royal tomb of Zhao Mo, who ruled from 137 to 122 BCE. I guess it was too significant of a find for even Guangzhou to bulldoze. They quickly brought in archeologists and created a museum around the site.

Among the finds: the silk and jade burial suit of the king and several pieces from Persia, the earliest known imported goods into China.

Somewhat randomly, the museum also houses a collection of ceramic pillows from comparatively more recent times. People used these super NOT comfortable looking “pillows” to help keep their heads cool. They also maybe believed they were health aids which…I mean, I’ve seen people advocate crazier things. (Look for Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop branded ceramic pillows any day now).

While I don’t think I’d enjoy sleeping on these, they are very pretty.

My final stop, before I turned into a pumpkin (Chinese version: when your health code ticks over from indicating a negative Covid test within the last 48 hours to within the last 72), was the Chen Clan Academy Hall. This dates from 1894 and was built by members of the Chen family who had returned from America. It’s basically a multi-use community gathering spot/ancestor worshiping temple/academic institution, focused on preparing members of the Chen family for imperial civil service examinations. It also features traditional Lingnan architecture, but with decorations that are really over the top gorgeous.

Back at work, I learned the fate of some of my coworkers’ Golden Week plans. There were the other cancelled trips. There was the tour to nearby Kaiping, where a planned hike was cancelled because “authorities had not finished disinfecting.” (Disinfecting what? The hiking trail?) There were those who traveled to a province that seemed safe but then their health code turned and they were prohibited from returning to Guangzhou.

I mourn every one of my trips that gets buried in China’s zero-covid policy graveyard but I concede that a) mine was not the only ruined vacation and b) it’s probably best I didn’t travel outside of the province.

I should also mention that while I bellyache constantly about the policies and attitudes of the Chinese government, the actual Chinese people I encountered on my weekend wanderings were unfailingly helpful. It’s easy to get in a rut where I rarely interact with locals other than my doormen and coworkers. But my wanderings had me out of my usual zone and I would be remiss not to report all the pleasant people I encountered, helping me reload my metro card, checking in to make sure I wasn’t lost, making sure I knew there was both room temp and iced sugar cane juice available, helping me buy tickets to attractions with a foreign passport…just because I complain about certain things in the land called China, doesn’t mean I don’t like the people who inhabit it.

man using machine to juice sugar cane

Delicious at any temperature but I’m an American, OF COURSE I want it iced.

 

Mind Your Own Bidness

Or, why I’m still not going to western Europe or Australia or the Caribbean…

TL;DR: next stop Islamabad!

China’s been rough lately. Colleagues in Shanghai are slowly emerging from a brutal lockdown. Beijing experienced smaller scale lockdowns, accompanied by testing every 24-48 hours. Guangzhou avoided the worst of China’s zero-COVID policies, but the entire country has been on edge for months.

English-language WeChat advertising started targeting those fleeing:

Promotional email screenshot: "Moving Out of China? Here's What You Need"

Lockdown-inspired promotional emails became increasingly unhinged:

Travel plans I made in a burst of optimism were mostly cancelled. Optimism briefly rose again when Sydney, our official R&R point, opened up for tourism. Then the embassy rejected my travel request to OUR OFFICIAL R&R SPOT, giving me the exciting options of taking R&R in…the U.S. or in China.

CHINA? The whole point is to get OUT of China!

THE UNITED STATES?!?! Hopping about to multiple locations trying to see everyone in two to three weeks sounds neither restful not recuperative. But choosing only one location inevitably pleases few and annoys many.

So other than sulking, what have I been up to?

Well, there was the visit to the ceramics factory:

Three floors of this to contend with!

I feel I showed restraint by walking away with only four pieces. 

I helped plan food and beverage for a diplomatic community street hockey tournament:

The most I’ve ever participated in sports

I was super inspired to meet local queer activists at the consulate’s Pride film festival:

I read a fun cabin/beach novel involving a counterfeit handbag caper that namedrops the Guangzhou Baiyun World Leather Trading Centre, and decided a visit was in order:

The fake Gucci featuring a kitten riding a jackelope was
bonkers enough to briefly tempt me.

And…I bid on my next post.

[Note: in the middle of all this the Supreme Court did…stuff I am not going to address here. If you are a person in need of abortion care who doesn’t know how to navigate the system(s) and somehow found your way to this random blog, feel free to reach out to me privately for assistance connecting with people who can help. Christ, America. Your ability to break my heart always astounds.]

I just wanted my brain out of China and thought I could best accomplish that by focusing on what comes next.

Impatiently waiting for regular bidding to start in September, I realized Special Incentive Post (SIP) bidding started on May 31.

What is a Special Incentive Post? It’s a place where you get perks in exchange for lifestyle compromises. At an SIP, personal movement is limited. You may live on and be confined to the embassy or consulate compound. There’s some combo of can’t bring your spouse (maybe), pets (probably), or kids (definitely). You likely can’t host visitors from home. You might have to have a roommate (!) or live alone in a converted shipping container or an apartment without windows that open.

In exchange you have high “post differential” pay (basically “life is hard here” pay) plus danger pay plus two to three R&Rs each year. Be assured I confirmed they actually take their R&Rs, in a place of their choosing. Also, you choose either a single or two year tour.

The reaction from people I told about bidding SIP was…mixed. Within Foreign Service, everyone understands these positions’ benefits. Outside of FS, either out of concern (the word “danger” is right there in the phrase “danger pay!”) or self-interest (wouldn’t I rather chose a post they’d like to visit?), there was skepticism.

As I explained my reasoning, a lot of it came down to, “It often feels like I’m already at an SIP. Why not get the money and the extra R&Rs to actually do it?”

I don’t want to exaggerate the level of difficulty in Guangzhou. I can move about the city freely (provided my health code is green), don’t have any roommates, have windows that open in a spacious apartment not made of a shipping container (although magnetic walls sound tempting!) and I have, with effort, been able to complete some travel within the country.

But half my trips get cancelled.

hilltop view of shangqingwan village

My first non-COVID trip cancellation! A typhoon cut short a day trip to the Zhaoqing area of Guangdong Province 

And no visitors can overcome China’s COVID policies to take advantage of my spacious apartment with guest bedroom. And now my one R&R opportunity has been restricted to two countries, both of which infuriate me on the reg? Suddenly bidding on SIP posts seemed compelling.

But here’s the deal: Almaty and Guangzhou were entry-level “directed tours.” You’re given a list, told to rank choices, and assigned a spot. From #3 tour on, it’s a whole new bidding process:

  1. Search expected vacancies to find positions that match your timeline and skills. This can change on a dime. If someone scheduled to leave next year curtails from post now, the vacancy date changes and no longer matches your timeline.
  2. Reach out to the post to indicate interest.
  3. Compile a resume and references.
  4. Submit info to the Department’s internal bidding systems (annoyingly, plural systems) and to the contact person at the post. If you know people who know people, you might ask them to put in a good word.
  5. Interview.
  6. Engage in the weird game of “where are we on your bid list?” They want to know, if they offer you the job, will you take it? And you worry that if you tell the truth, that this position is lower on your list (but you’d still take it if the higher ups don’t want you!) then they won’t bother offering and then if your #1 doesn’t want you, you’ll wind up with nothing. You could flat out lie, but not if you are bidding on multiple positions in the same mission or bureau because they consult with each other. If you bid in different bureaus (e.g.: Africa and Near East Affairs) then you could straight up lie, but if you ultimately reject a job you swore up and down was your top choice, you look bad and word can get around. It’s kind of an icky process because the power is with the bureau or the mission. You can say Guangzhou is your top choice and Guangzhou can say you’re their top choice, but if Shenyang was also on your list, the Mission (China) or the bureau (EAP: East Asian and Pacific) may well decide to put you in Shenyang.

After bidding on multiple jobs in Pakistan, Iraq, and South Sudan, I ranked my list. While I didn’t get my number one, I did get my number three, in Islamabad, which made me pretty happy (For comparison, Almaty was #1 and Guangzhou was either #9 or #10).

Islamabad comes with real apartments (no roommates or shipping containers) and two R&Rs a year. Supposedly I can even have visitors. As I approach my one year anniversary in China, at least I have a focal point for the world beyond. Here’s to 2023!

US and Pakistan Flags

The Máfan Of It All

How to explain how difficult and stressful it is to travel in China during COVID? Máfan (麻烦), which translates sort of like “bothersome,” is the word we use, yet fails on so many levels to do justice.

Remember my first trip out of Guangzhou to Xi’an? Super fun, but máfan around required COVID testing and closed sights. Great Mosque? Closed. Wild Goose Pagodas? Closed. TERRACOTTA WARRIORS?! Closed.

At least we got to walk atop the city walls and take an amazing Lost Plate food tour, which impressed me so much I signed up for my epic Chengdu trip with the same company. But the lesson was learned: when I returned to Xi’an, which I would have to do in order to see those Terracotta Warriors, I’d hire a guide to handle sightseeing.

Returning didn’t pop back on my radar until the Beijing Olympics were well in the rearview mirror and travel felt more relaxed. Lo and behold, guess who does a trip to Xi’an that hits almost everything I wanted to see? I reserved a spot in another Lost Plate group over the Qingming (Tomb Sweeping) holiday. I even tacked on an extra day and a half so I could swing by additional sights that weren’t on their itinerary.

Flexible and refundable plane ticket in hand, I waited.

Naturally, outbreaks started. First in Shenzhen, not far from Guangzhou. They were brought under control pretty quickly, although some coworkers reported funny changes on their health codes–an asterisk here (minor problem) a change from green to yellow there (major problem). Would my code stay green?

Then came Shanghai, from whence many expat travelers hail. Would we have enough people to continue with a group trip if Shanghai people had to cancel?

Headlines and pictures about the outbreaks

A week out, Lost Plate told me they were cancelling because Xi’an sights would be closed. An hour later and with profound apologies they said, scratch that, sights were open for those with recent (within 48 hours) negative COVID tests on their health codes.

Green code example

Also one of the hotels would be closed because, two years into the pandemic, they don’t have enough tourists to sustain business. So new, slightly less cool hotel. Oh, and the group was down from ten people to three. But the trip was still on.

Until 24 hours before my flight, I was ready to cancel. But after doing my pre-departure COVID test, meeting my co-travelers via a pre-trip logistics zoom, packing my bag, and making a last payment for the tour, it felt final.

And then…the morning of my evening flight, we received an all-staff notice that said, among other frightening things, at this time all personal travel is strongly discouraged.  Since we’re not allowed to work remotely here, management likes to remind us what happens if you get caught in a lockdown somewhere. You have to use up your own annual leave in a quarantine hotel that you pay for. If you’re lucky. If UNLUCKY, you test positive and get taken to a fever hospital.

Doorway labeled "Fever Clinic"

Terrifying portal to the unknown

Still, personal travel wasn’t prohibited. Just strongly discouraged. 

I’m not much of a risk taker, but I felt like I had done due diligence, had professional assistance, and couldn’t stand to waste another holiday hanging out in my apartment.

So did I make it? Yes. I had a great trip. I will do a post that’s all about how nice of a time I had. I want that to be completely separate from this post, which is just long and complain-y about all the máfan.

Testing line at Xi'an airport

Lining up to get tested before departing the airport

Because I’m not done complaining!

I had to take a test in order to leave the Xi’an airport. And again 48 hours after arriving in Xi’an and 48 hours before departing for Guangzhou. For the standard four day itinerary, the airport test plus one more would suffice; since I arrived a day early, I’d need an additional test.

For 43 glorious hours after my airport test I was footloose and fancy free. Then the texts started.

“Warm Reminder!” (‘warm reminder’ is the passive aggressive Chinese way of saying “PAY ATTENTION!!!!”) that I was closing in on 48 hours and better get a second test. I managed to navigate the testing site near our hotel but they were baffled by my American passport and couldn’t link the results to my health code which is linked to…my passport. Our guide had to return to the clinic with me later to get paper results that I could show as backup in case my code turned yellow before test #3. Nary a restaurant nor tourist sight, no matter how small, failed to request health codes.

Tiny breakfast storefront

Health code required.

Fortunately my code stayed green and our guide had lead time to find a testing site that could cope with foreign passports for our final pre-departure test.

I saw all the sights, ate all the food, and got back to Guangzhou, where my diplomatic status means I can at least access work and home without scanning a code. Although to keep my green status, which I do want, I needed two more COVID tests back in Guangzhou. Are you counting? Six tests total for this trip. (Then, 12-hours after my final travel-related test there was a COVID scare triggering citywide testing, so I got tested again as part of that round up.)

Maybe I don’t need to travel anywhere else for the rest of my time in China.

Kidding! I think? Maybe not.

Anyway, Xi’an was a delight and I’ll post about it. I just needed to vent about the máfan, although I admit there were maybe some silver linings…

1) Hotels weren’t serving breakfast because of COVID; we got taken out to local spots instead.

2) Even at one of the most popular tourist destinations in all of China, there are no crowds.
Beware of crowds sign with no crowds

Spring

Sign says "hello summerI just turned on my air conditioning. On March 18. Supposedly it might get colder next week but I’d been fighting against the March heat (!) for over a week and I couldn’t do it anymore. I need to be comfortable in my house because I’m always here. I’ve spent the last few months practically in hibernation.

Between the Beijing Olympics and rise of Omicron, never mind rumors that simply buying certain cold and fever medicines at the drugstore would lead to the Chinese CDC knocking on your door, there’s been a lot of edginess about whether lockdowns might be right around the corner and how, if we visited an area with an outbreak, we might not be able to return to our own homes. Some of the concerns of our local diplomatic community made it into the American media.

Even the four days we had off for Lunar New Year (I cannot recommend the one day work week highly enough) weren’t enough to tempt me to travel.
Flower Market
Year of the Tiger Decor

Lunar New Year is probably China’s most important holiday. Mandarin oranges are popular gifts throughout the country but Guangzhou is specifically known for celebrating with flowers and more flowers.

Then, just as the weather first caused me to break a sweat (March 5) something in me finally broke and I made a bunch of travel plans, both within and outside of Guangdong Province. So far one day trip happened, the second was cancelled due to COVID and the rest…? I guess we’ll see. In the meantime, here’s a bit about the one time I managed to leave the city since before Christmas. For all I know it’ll be the last time until next Christmas.

I went with a local company that, while catering to expats, visits places quite popular with Chinese tourists. I have to say that Chinese domestic tourism is…not what I am used to.

We went about two hours southwest of Guangzhou, first to a tiny village called Caoping.Sign for Mao's Translator's House It’s filled with many buildings in classic Lingnan (Cantonese) architectural style but its only real claim to fame is that Mao’s English language translator lived here.

Despite a paucity of specific attractions, it’s nothing if not picturesque and the investment in tourist infrastructure is evident all over town with signs in both Chinese and English, an outdoor food market, streets hung with Chinese lanterns, and a parking lot for tour buses. I asked our guide to explain how a village like this becomes a tourist destination and she said that the village itself decides to approach the government for the money to build the infrastructure to lure tourists. Despite the English language signs, I can’t imagine many westerners on the Beijing-Shanghai-Terracotta warriors circuit make it here. The main customer is definitely Chinese. Since many city governments have torn down their older neighborhoods to build massive high rise apartment blocks, Chinese people wanting to get a taste of “authentic” Chinese village life visit a place like this. And then it becomes an economic boost for local villagers. With nary a B&B in sight, Caoping seemed designed for micro-visits of a couple hours max. Still, pretty adorable.

town center with old buildings around a fountain

After our village visit we enjoyed a feast of a lunch.

Then we were off to destination #2…an aloe vera farm. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Field after field of aloe vera, with paths to walk among the fields,  a café, a children’s play area, and a store. Every single aloe vera product known to humankind was for sale (including ice cream). And it was PACKED.

Pathway full of people

The main path

Directional sign including an arrow pointing to "For Better Life"

Bold promises to the left

Why? As near as I can tell, it’s just a good option for enjoying a day out of the city in a country where the cities are massive and open space can be hard to find. I guess one could compare it to a pumpkin patch or the Skagit Valley Tulip Farms? Although I think at those destinations I’d be hard pressed to spot not one but two women dressed as Little Bo Peep.

Anyway, different from what I am used to but you know, it was nice to be out in the sunshine for a couple of hours and did you know aloe vera has flowers?

Aloe plants with a windmill in the background

yellow aloe vera flowers

Sadly, after thoroughly enjoying this day trip, the one I planned to join this weekend (another tiny village but this one advertised as containing a wildly exotic Catholic Church!) was cancelled. We’ve had lockdowns on the border with Hong Kong and several close calls within Guangzhou.

And if the rest of my travel also gets cancelled? Watch this space for nothing much.

Sweater Weather in Guangzhou

Cat mural painted on a building

Chigang Pagoda + Canton Tower

Chigang Pagoda + Canton Tower

Candy covered fruit on a skewer

Tanghulu, ubiquitous street snack

Maybe you’ve noticed that while I’ve written about what a great time I had in Chengdu and Xi’an, I’ve hardly posted anything about the city where I actually live.

Well, Guangzhou doesn’t exactly have the lure of other Chinese destinations. It’s China’s third most important city (after Beijing and Shanghai) with China’s third most important river (the Pearl, coming after the Yangtze and the Yellow) and while the Guangdong region has an extensive history of trade with the west, Westerners who want to explore “Canton” (the mangled western pronunciation of “Guangdong”) have traditionally headed to Hong Kong.

Plus, most of my time here is spent “adulting” and I’m not sure anyone is all that interested in a play-by-play of my first visit to the dentist in China, the trials and tribulations of dealing with a lost ATM card, or the effort/reward ratio when placing an order for and then actually eating the famous Chinese mitten crab, aka hairy crab.

And of course the first couple of months I was punched in the face with the heat every time I ventured outside so I tended to NOT venture outside.

But sweater weather has finally arrived, albeit a bit later and still warmer than anywhere else I have lived. With the weather no longer an excuse, here’s some of what I’ve discovered.

Yuexiu Park (越秀公園)

A language teacher who works with the diplomatic community also hosts monthly “explore your city” tours. When I signed up for a Yuexiu Park and Guangzhou Museum excursion, one of my co-workers said, “you know you could just go there on your own.”  Yeah, but if I pay $40 in advance, I will actually GO and not think to myself, “Saturday morning seems like a good time for a nap.” So I joined a few ex-pats for a tour around Guangzhou’s oldest park.

As with most parks I’ve seen here, there are lots of groups of people exercising.

But this is also an historic park, featuring the only remaining parts of the city wall that once enclosed Guangzhou.

On top of the city wall

Stairs up city wall

Banyan Tree Growing on City WallA former guard tower has been turned into a cool museum chronicling Guangzhou’s history.

Old guardtower, turned into a museumThe park also contains what used to be the symbol of Guangzhou, the Five Rams Statue, based on a local legend of a terrible famine, broken only when five gods rode five goats down from heaven and bestowed food (and the goats?) upon the starving populace. These days the Canton Tower has taken over as the most recognizable Guangzhou landmark but old-timers know this one.

Statue of the Five Rams

Fangcun Wholesale Tea Market (芳村茶叶批发)

Fangcun is rumored to be the world’s largest tea market. It might depend on how you define “market” because while there is a large complex called “Fangcun Tea Center,” it’s surrounded by many more freestanding shops and other large complexes like “The Tea Market of the South (North).” What? No, YOU don’t make any sense.

Sign says "Tea Market of the South (North)"

There are as many as 3,000 shops in total. There are small shops, large shops, shops selling tea, shops selling tea accoutrements…what there are not are enough hours in the day to fully explore it all. Despite how overwhelming it is, you can still have a good experience by randomly ducking into almost any storefront and asking to taste some teas. No reputable place would expect you to buy before you try.

Large bags of loose tea

Display of tea pressed into discs

Enning Lu (恩宁路) 

Enning Lu (Road) features early 20th century architecture and the hidden alleyways that China’s government has been bulldozing in their drive to grow and modernize. This area was pretty luxe in the 1930s, went through a run down stage, and now is chock full of hip cafes and shops. A tale as old as time…

Balloons in an alleyway off Enning Lu

upper level of house

There’s a Cantonese opera guild around here, as well as a house once belonging to a famous Cantonese opera singer who was also Bruce Lee’s dad. While we don’t know if Bruce Lee ever even visited Guangzhou (he was born in San Francisco but grew up in Hong Kong before moving to Seattle), that hasn’t stopped them from opening the Bruce Lee Ancestral Home in his dad’s former house, filled with lots of Bruce Lee memorabilia and even a hologram of him fighting.

The nearby Cantonese Opera Art Museum, while sporting an ancient look, is actually fewer than 10 years old. Ersatz ancient it may be, but it’s still a very pretty area to stroll around. Next time I will try to actually go inside.

Xiaozhou Village (小洲村)

I joined another monthly expat excursion, this one to what may be my favorite part of the city so far, an adorable tangle of alleyways and canals that feels worlds away from my ritzy high-rise neighborhood.

xiaozhou street

It was founded as a fishing village at the end of the Yuan dynasty (1271–1368) but in 2002, after an arts professor set up a gallery here, Xiaozhou attracted other artists and became known as an artistic quarter.

While no one seems to be working as a fisherman anymore, the neighborhood is still very lived in.

You’ll see communist-era apartments and fading Mao murals near old oyster shell covered houses, which supposedly kept fishermen’s homes cool in the summer, warm in the winter.

Mao Mural

I definitely hope to return here even though there’s no nearby metro station so a visit requires navigating Chinese taxi apps which is a whole thing (an “adulting” issue, as mentioned above).

Shamian Island

Shamian Island is a tiny area with a lot of historical significance vis à vis China’s overall history with the west. This was the post-Opium Wars British and French “concession.” Many foreign governments and business set up shop here, including the U.S. Consulate. Because the Guangzhou consulate handled all the immigration visas, Shamian was once known as a gathering place for U.S. adoptive parents of Chinese born children, who spent time here as they waited for paperwork allowing them to bring their children back to the United States. These days only the Poles maintain a consulate on the island but the historic buildings still remain, including a couple of churches. Thanks to minimal car traffic and lovely atmosphere, it’s a popular area for strolling and exercising.


Canalside promenade with view of small boat

Qingping Chinese Medicine Market

Walking from Shamian Island to the nearest metro stop you encounter the Qingping Chinese Medicine Market. You may smell it before you see it. It’s not that it smells bad, but some things certainly smell interesting. In addition to recognizable edible things like star anise and sichuan peppercorns, you’ll find barrels full of dried mushrooms, bundles of what seem to be strips of tree bark, and dried bunches of things that were once a bit more sentient than the aforementioned.

bags of unidentified sticks

market alleyway

I only saw the dried fish but I’ve heard you can get snakes and turtle shells. I’ve also heard about live animals being sold as pets, food, and medicine but I didn’t see any of that on display during my visit. Perhaps the rumors were exaggerated, my early morning visit meant the live animals weren’t out yet, or, post-COVID, the market’s live offerings have changed.

So…Guangzhou may not be a top tourist destination but have I convinced you that it has a few things to offer?

F**king Magnets, How Do They Work?

Clearly I don’t understand magnets much better than the average juggalo because the arrival of my HHE (Household Effects), reuniting me with possessions last seen in Kazakhstan in March of 2020, while much cause for celebration, was also the cause of much magnet induced sadness. My fancy pots and pans? They don’t work on induction stoves. Ditto my stovetop coffee pot. It’s the aluminum, which is not magnetic, and magnetism (literal, not figurative, although a quality cooking utensil does lure me) is apparently a prerequisite for working on induction stovetops.

Conversely, my magnetic spice containers, magnetic paper towel holder, and other random things I used to attach to my fridge with magnets? All no-goes with my non-magnetic refrigerator doors.

useless…

Even when one is aided by professional movers and not confounded by magnets, reorganizing stuff into a new space is hard.

This apartment is extra hard because it’s such a hotel-style space. No drilling holes in the walls to hang artwork or changing up the arm chair that comes with the apartment for something a bit more to your taste. I may see if Command Strips allow me to hang things on the walls without getting in trouble but I am mostly using books, knickknacks, and rugs to make the space my own.

As I unpacked I encountered many forgotten things that made me sad (guidebooks to the Caucuses and the Faroe Islands, my cancelled-because-of-Covid vacations) and things that made me laugh (a jar of leave-in conditioner with Russian instructions and approximately one teaspoon of product remaining) and things that made super nostalgic (a Moroccan tagine, a beer coaster from a brewery in Astoria, Oregon).

I am happy my wardrobe has expanded with the clothes I haven’t seen in over a year, but finding room for winter coats and boots and sweaters when it’s currently October and 93 degrees…maybe I should just burn it?

At least the timing of my HHE arrival was convenient, coming the day before the five-day Chinese national holiday weekend and therefore allowing me plenty of time to organize.

For three of those five days I mostly cleaned. The dishwasher and washing machine ran almost constantly as I labored to remove real or perceived dirt accumulated from things sitting first in an unused Almaty apartment and then a government warehouse. After everything was clean-ish, I tried my best to organize.

And after three solid days, I had almost everything in its place. Or “a” place anyway. I felt pretty proud of myself. Which allowed me, on day four, to go on an outing to reduce my pride level to ZERO.

The Community Liaison Office (most U.S. consulates and embassies have one to help facilitate life in general and social life in particular) advertised a tour with Cycle Canton, a company organizing day trips around Guangzhou and also some countryside excursions. I decided to join co-workers and other expats (teachers at the English school, other countries’ diplomats) on one such rural Guangdong trip. You could opt for easy/medium/difficult. The easy one was 22 kilometers and was mostly populated with parents and their children. Was my pride hurt by opting for easy? Yes. But congratulations to me for making smart choices because the last time I remember being on a bike is 2016. And I have mentioned Guangzhou weather, right?

The final day of the long weekend was spent on some quality naps.

I guess in the beforetimes people would use this Chinese holiday to pop down to Vietnam or Thailand. While a local bike ride wasn’t quite as exciting, at least I didn’t spend the entire time indoors deciding if I prefer my fiction shelf organized alphabetically by author or numerically by original publication date.

Bamboo Forest

First Biggest Baby, Second Greatest Wall

I feel like I’ve covered this before but as a reminder, despite what people think because I am living in my fourth country, I am a big baby who is scared of trying new things.

So when invited to join colleagues from Beijing on a long weekend in Xi’an my first reaction was “ugh…that sounds hard.” But I also knew the sooner I start to travel, the sooner it will become less scary, leading me to do more of it. I said yes.

Then I learned the Xi’an government has a new requirement: visitors need to come with the results of a within-the-past-48-hours COVID test.

Obviously at that point my immediate thought was “I SHOULD JUST CANCEL!”

Instead I girded my loins and my Amex card (my Beijing colleagues’ hotel preferences are FANCY), expecting that post-nasal swab I’d be good to go.

Except…the Guangzhou health app doesn’t cut it in Xi’an, which I learned in the Xi’an airport where they guard the exits and I literally could not leave until I had loaded all my info (name, passport number, flight and seat number) into the Xi’an app. Only after another temp and app check could I grab a taxi.

Then my WeChat started to blow up with messages about how they found two cases in Guangzhou and were mass testing in some neighborhoods. We all decided to get tested again, the day before our departure, lest we be barred from returning to our respective cities. Fortunately we had time on our hands because…wait for it….Xian’s blockbuster sight, the Terracotta Warriors, was CLOSED.

Why? Hard to say. Something about how Xi’an is hosting these national games and a month ago they had a single case, so the city government ordered many sights closed.

National Game Animals

The mascots of the 14th Annual China National Games: Monkey, Yak (I thought goat), Panda, and Crane (I thought bird in a plague doctor’s mask).

I swear this was not information that Google had at hand. If we’d been researching our trip on Baidu (Chinese search engine) perhaps we would have stumbled across a clue. But with few foreign tourists making their way to Xi’an these days (my taxi driver said it was two years since he’s spoken English), we were completely in the dark.

So was the trip a total loss? Fortunately no.

First there was the company. Fellow Office Managers, including one I knew from my 2018 orientation class, another who turned out to be from Minnesota (Edina!), and another a returned Peace Corps Volunteer. Conversation definitely flowed. About people we know in common, stringent yard care requirements in Linden Hills, navigating life in China, the pros and cons of Foreign Service life in general and our job in particular.

Then there was the hotel. I cannot stress how little I belong at a fancy hotel. But wanting to be amenable to my colleagues’ preferences, I found myself cuddled up in a heavenly bathrobe on a heavenly bed in a heavenly suite. Which I didn’t even realize–I figured all rooms came with a living room and a guest bathroom. “Tiffany, you’ve clearly been upgraded,” my fellow-travelers patiently explained. Apparently thanks to all those points gathered during six months of COVID-related life in another (much less fancy) Marriott. I don’t know if I’ll ever splurge like this again but it was fun while it lasted.

Then there was the food. Xi’an is known for its Muslim quarter’s food. We booked an excellent tour with Lost Plate that took us by tuk-tuk to holes-in-the-walls within and around the Muslim quarter. We ate handmade “biang biang” noodles, dumplings, secret spice blend kebabs, and fall off the bone chicken; we drank beer, “yellow wine” (not inside the Muslim restaurants) and a delicious sour plum soft drink. YUM!

We also went for hot pot at a restaurant we’d read about in the South China Morning Post. The hot pot was delicious but some people aren’t really there for the food. See if you can puzzle out the additional attraction.

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Finally, Xi’an does have sights besides the Terracotta warriors. True, many of them were also closed (the great mosque and the Giant Wild Goose Pagoda), but not all.

The city’s second biggest attraction is its wall. Xi’an is a walled city with history as a capital city (then known as Chang’an) situated at the beginning (or end, depends on which direction you were traveling) of the silk road. In 1370 a Ming Dynasty emperor built fortifications with drawbridges and a moat. Over the years the walls were re-fortified and today we are left with well-preserved walls over 14 kilometers around. Perhaps China’s second greatest wall? We did not circumnavigate. But you can hire bikes or golf carts if that’s your thing.

We later enjoyed a visit to the temple of the Eight Immortals, Xi’an’s only Taoist temple and a place of refuge for Empress Dowager Cixi during the Boxer Rebellion. Also home to an excellent vegetarian restaurant!

So is the travel anxiety vanquished?

I mean, I did it. And lived to tell the tale. So there’s that. But for the past year I heard how while it’s hard to get to China, once here I’d be thrilled with how normal life was. Not sure I’m on board with that assessment.  Navigating last minute COVID testing and city-specific health apps was definitely stressful. I also had a flight delay which, while neither China nor pandemic-era specific, added another layer of worst case scenarios for me to imagine.

Perhaps the solution is to stop spending on fancy hotels and instead invest in some organized trips? I know I usually organize myself but this isn’t Europeland or Morocco. Sometimes places and circumstances leave you needing a little help. Or you know, I could just stay home and play video games for the next two years.

One Month(ish) In

Six weeks in China! Although given my first two weeks were in a quarantine hotel, I’m only about a month into the real world. 

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So what’s my real world like?

It takes time to really get going, especially in COVID times. There’s a lot of work to do first.

Such as?

Well, there’s eating. In order to enter a restaurant or a grocery store, I need to show my green health code, which says I’m COVID-free. To get a green code, I need a phone and a WeChat account.

WeChat, if you don’t know, is the app you have to have in China. It’s a messaging app, but inside the app are countless mini-programs. So before I enter a store or a metro station or some other indoor space, I open WeChat, click to display my code, and then I’m allowed inside (Italy recently adopted something similar).

Inside that restaurant, I might also use WeChat to scan a QR code for the menu, order my food, and then use WeChat Pay to pay the bill. At a restaurant, grocery store, or paying back a colleague for your share of the lunch bill, NO ONE uses cash. It’s all about the WeChat Pay. 

Some of the available grocery store items to purchase—once you’re allowed inside!

Because of security concerns, I can’t have WeChat (a Chinese app) on my US Government issued phone. So before I could set foot in a store or a restaurant, I needed a personal phone with a Chinese SIM card. Then, because WeChat Pay doesn’t work with American banks, I needed a Chinese bank account. Only after I had a bank account connected to my WeChat, had downloaded the health code mini-app within WeChat, set up my health code profile, and gotten my final post-quarantine negative COVID test, could I start to live life some degree of normality.

Within my apartment, normality includes accessing American websites. For that, I need a VPN, essential for getting past the Great Firewall of China and accessing many western websites.

I have three VPNs, based on pre-departure advice that different VPNs would work differently in different cities and at different times and there was no “One VPN to Rule Them All.”

Of the three I invested in, one won’t work at all, one was working on all my devices but suddenly started causing one iOS device to freak out, one seems to be working fine on all devices.

But WeChat doesn’t play nice with VPNs so when I inevitably forget to turn off my VPN and I try to enter a grocery store, WeChat doesn’t work and I panic, thinking I’ve lost my precious green health code.

After the bank and phone and WeChat and health code were all set up I could focus on settling into my home and neighborhood. Currently I only have two suitcases of my own stuff with me. A shipment of 250 lbs. is en route from D.C. via air, and the rest of my things, last seen in Kazakhstan, are on the literal slow boat to China. Even when they arrive (supposedly by mid-Sept) I can’t claim them until the Chinese government has issued my Diplomatic ID, which may take a few more weeks. 

In the meantime the apartment comes with all the basics for living: kitchen things, beds, bedding, towels, furniture. I also got to sample two complimentary weeks of maid and breakfast service. Before having my final post-quarantine Covid test, I wasn’t allowed to go to the breakfast buffet and my breakfast was instead delivered by a robot.

After the trial period I had to decide if I wanted to invest in those services going forward. Everyone who knows how frugal I am knows I was ABSOLUTELY not going to get maid service. I am just one person, relatively tidy, and I have a robo-vacuum (does not deliver breakfast). Who needs a maid?

Then I tried to wash my own sheets. They’ve given me a king sized bed and a compact clothes dryer. Do you know how long it takes to dry king sized sheets in a Euro-size dryer? Suddenly $9 a week for a year’s worth of twice weekly light cleaning + trash disposal + towel and bed linen change seems like a good idea.

But I ABSOLUTELY was not going to get the breakfast buffet. Maybe occasionally I could grab breakfast but—oh, what? Breakfast is like $20 a pop or you can pay $125 for an entire year’s worth of weekend breakfasts? Fine. But just weekends. ABSOLUTELY not the daily breakfasts. Oh, but for another $92 I can get breakfasts EVERY SINGLE DAY? Which means even if I just grab a couple of pieces of fruit to go that’s cheaper than buying ONE banana in the consulate cafeteria each day?

Selections from the Breakfast Buffet

Jesus Christ. Apparently I am now a person who lives life with maid service and a daily breakfast buffet. A reminder how quickly one’s definition of “normal” changes. Also, I am probably going to die of bacon poisoning.

Anyway, with all this activity, and some killer heat, I haven’t explored quite as much as I’d like, but I take at least a few hours every weekend to make myself try something/somewhere new. So far I’ve checked out a little bit of my own neighborhood, Pearl River New Town, aka 珠江新城, aka Zhūjiāng Xīnchéng:

I’ve also purchased and actually used a metro card (the purchasing and the using were two separate activities—bite sized goals!), figured out how to use the Chinese version of DoorDash (naturally WeChat Pay is involved), learned that “plain” yogurt means “plain sugary yogurt” that does not substitute well for sour cream in a taco which led me to courageously speak enough Chinese to the lady in the grocery store to get her to show me where they keep the yogurt with no sugar, and checked out one of the older areas of town, where a high-end pedestrian shopping street gives way to a more practical shopping street so if I need to buy gold jewelry, clothes, shoes, ball bearings, or banners and trophies celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party, I know right where to go.

Next up, my first out of town trip? Maybe. Plans still in process and it feels like there’s always a new lockdown situation to throw a spanner in the works. But stay tuned!

My Kazakhstan/Central Asia Reading List

I’m in quarantine!

Not American-style quarantine where we were all, “I’m quarantining except when I stop by Target for a few essentials.” Real quarantine, where cameras make sure I don’t leave my room, meals are left outside my hotel room three times a day, I have to report my temperature twice a day and get tested for Covid every few days, and I don’t actually see people at all, except when someone in full PPE comes to stick swabs up my nose and down my throat. 

All my meals include fresh fruit, which is sometimes not entirely recognizable but nonetheless appreciated!

To keep myself busy, I thought I’d do a blog post that was long in my mind during my time in Kazakhstan when I found that books about the Soviet ‘stans, at least in English, weren’t easy to come by. Even super librarian Nancy Pearl wasn’t much help.

Nancy Pearl's Book Lust

The combined number of books about Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan in Nancy Pearl’s travel book? ZERO.

So with all this time on my hands, I can document the results of my reading efforts in case any random internet user is ever looking for (mostly) non-academic books about Soviet Central Asia. Feel free to skip this post if you’re not interested in reading about me, reading about Central Asia. Hopefully my next post will be post-quarantine, full of interesting tidbits about my new home. 

Apples Are From Kazakhstan by Christopher Robbins: A pretty breezy travelogue until midway through when the author gains tremendous access to (now former) president Nursultan Nazarbayev and, seemingly because of that, forms an awfully rosy view of him. So it’s about Kazakhstan but also a lesson about the perils of access journalism (Hello Maggie Haberman)?

Letters from Between the Humps: Adventures and Misadventures in Kazakhstan by Patricia Vail: self-published memoir by an American lawyer volunteering in Almaty when Kazakhstan was newly independent. I enjoyed the picture of 1990s Almaty. Some things I recognized as 100% “my” Almaty while other things were completely different.

Lands of Lost Borders: A Journey on the Silk Road by Kate Harris: Authored by an over-achieving academic, scientist, adventure traveler, and writer. Perhaps not the best read for anyone prone to an inferiority complex. Kazakhstan is only a small part of the overall journey but it was still a good read. 

A Thousand Sisters: The Heroic Airwomen of the Soviet Union in World War II by Elizabeth Wein: Khiuaz DospanovaYoung Adult non-fiction, includes only a tiny morsel about Kazakhstan: one of the “Night Witches” who flew in combat against the Nazis was Khiuaz Dospanova, a Kazakh who fought for the USSR as a pilot, navigator, and gunner.

The Hungry Steppe: Famine, Violence, and the Making of Soviet Kazakhstan by Sarah Cameron: The Ukrainians lost between 3 and 7.5 million of their population during the Holodomor, the famine of 1932-33. The Kazakhs “only” lost 1.5 to 2.3 million. But as a percentage of population, the Kazakh famine, in which 38% of Kazakhs died, killed the greatest percentage of one specific ethnicity. Scholars debate whether these famines qualify as genocide or just incompetence. Ms. Cameron seems to come down mostly on the side of incompetence coupled with Russian ignorance about the environment and culture in Kazakhstan. An academic read but not too taxing.

VDNKh Kazakhstan Pavilion

Bas-Relief from the Kazakhstan Pavilion at VDNKh Park in Moscow. It’s supposed to be happy Kazakh herders but I couldn’t help but think “driving their cattle to slaughter in order to feed the Russians while the Kazakhs starve to death…”

Dark Shadows: Inside the Secret World of Kazakhstan by Joanna Lillis: Lillis is an English language journalist who lives in and covers Kazakhstan. Her book was published about five months before Nazarybayev resigned and she paints a far less favorable picture of him than does the author of Apples Are From Kazakhstan. I assume these short essays were adapted from her newspaper and magazine writings. Good for short bursts rather than in-depth examination. Want to learn about the famine but don’t want to read an entire book? Joanna Lillis has a chapter for you. 

The Great Game: Struggle for Empire in Central Asia by Peter Hopkirk: The definitive English language book on 19th century Russian and British maneuverings in Central Asia when the British were very concerned that Russians were setting up shop in the region specifically with an eye to closing in on and ultimately challenging British rule in India. It’s a pretty deep dive into the topic and I admit that I didn’t always follow all of the military maneuverings.

Tamerlane: Sword of Islam, Conqueror of the World by Justin Marozzi: Tamerlane/Timur is more Uzbekistan’s man than Kazakhstan’s but he did build Kazakhstan’s best known historic sight and he also died in what is now Kazakhstan. I get that when you spend years researching and writing such a book, you come to feel for your subject and maybe don’t want him to come off as a total douchebag. But I thought Marozzi was maybe too fair to Gurgin Timur.

The Horse, the Wheel, and Language: How Bronze-Age Riders from the Eurasian Steppes Shaped the Modern World by David Anthony: The steppe discussed here tends to be more Ukrainian and less Kazakh but modern Kazakhstan’s territory does make some appearances and if you are interested in the development of any of the title topics, there’s a lot of fascinating information. I found the language parts especially engrossing. 

At Home on the Kazakh Steppe: A Peace Corps Memoir by Janet Givens: The writer spends much of the book very disappointed in her husband/fellow volunteer, who sounds like a tee-totaling stick in the mud who won’t even pay for his portion of a meal if alcohol is served at it. Dude.

Chasing the Sea by Tom Bissell: Former Peace Corps Volunteer (of a whole six months) returns to his country of service, Uzbekistan. I first read this in 2016 after having read a devastating article about the Aral Sea by Bissell in Harper’s. I didn’t love this book, in part because he hardly spends any time at the Aral itself. I re-read it in 2019 around the time I traveled to Uzbekistan and while I still didn’t love it (Bissell has a certain sad sack quality I don’t take to), it was better the second time around when I was more interested in reading about Uzbekistan in general and not the Aral in particular. 

The Silk Roads: A New History of the World by Peter Frankopan: Maybe not quite as ground breaking as the author thinks it is (and The Guardian points out some errors), but it’s a worthy effort to look at world history centered more on silk road trading routes (Persia, Central Asia, China) and less on the Mediterranean (Egypt, Greece, Rome).

The Lonely Yurt by Smagul Yelubay: Not easy to track down or to read. This is a fictionalized story of Kazakhstan’s great hunger, mentioned above. The English translation seems to be the work of a nonprofit association and I don’t know if it’s the translation or the original that is so choppy. Some editing choices around page layout and spacing makes it even more so. If you can get through it, there’s worthwhile description of life in the auls (nomadic settlements) in the early years of Soviet rule, and some heartbreaking scenes of starvation as the famine takes hold. 

The Travels of Ibn Battutah by Ibn Battutah edited by Tim Mackintosh-Smith: The medieval Moroccan-Berber traveler visited Central Asia in the 14th century. His memoirs are crazy long and the most accessible English language version is severely edited. So do I blame the author or editor for the fact that Afghanistan and Turkestan combined get covered in about 10 pages? Not a super big fan of the titular hero as he takes slaves, pearl-clutches when he encounters unveiled women and platonic friendships among the sexes, and seems a-okay with some pretty horrifying customs (woman caught in adultery? Rape her to death!).

The Dead Wander in the Desert by Rollan Seisenbayev: Amazon is a legit terrible company but the translation arm of their business brings some pretty obscure works into the English speaking world and for that it’s hard not to be grateful. This sprawling epic sees characters go from WWII, through the Soviet-Afghan wars, through one of Kazakhstan’s most famous protests, almost up to Kazakh independence. The main characters are a Kazakh father and son straining against Soviet mismanagement of the Aral Sea. 

Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World by Jack Weatherford: Minnesota connection! A professor at Macalester is out to make a hero of Genghis Khan, or at least to balance his legacy, and damned if he doesn’t make a pretty convincing case of it. Better than Justin Marozzi did with Timur. I didn’t realize at first that the book is about the Khan’s entire legacy, not just his life, so I was surprised when Genghis died mid-way through the narrative.

Open Mic Night in Moscow: And Other Stories from My Search for Black Markets, Soviet Architecture, and Emotionally Unavailable Russian Men by Audrey Murray: You wouldn’t guess it from the title but this travelogue starts in Almaty and continues through Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan for the first full half of the book.  Whether you enjoy it will depend heavily on whether you find the author amusing. I personally vacillated between being impressed with and annoyed by her. Annoyed when she veered towards ugly American stereotypes, impressed when she navigated the labyrinth of visa bureaucracy without help from locals on staff at the consulate like I did!

A Carpet Ride to Khiva by Christopher Aslan Alexander: I bought my own carpet in Bukhara, not Khiva, and I bought wool, not silk. After reading this I was ready to go back to Uzbekistan to throw down another few thousand dollars for a silk Khivan rug. The narrative can get a little bogged down in the details but it really makes you appreciate all the work that goes into your souvenir.

Sovietistan: Travels in Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Uzbekistan by Erika Fatland: enjoyable travelogue, although I did find an error or two. Lots of local color and even hard-to-explore Turkmenistan gets a section. That said, despite it’s heft, it is still trying to cover five whole countries in one book, so it sometimes goes wide but not deep. 

Murder in Samarkand (published in the US as Dirty Diplomacy) by Craig Murray: the memoirs of a British ambassador who is definitely a dick but who also stood up to his own government when they were hell bent on licking the boots of George W. Bush. Lots of minutiae of foreign service life and way too much about the ambassador’s alcohol fueled extracurricular activities involving exploitative sex with a local woman half his age.

Turkestan Solo: A Journey Through Central Asia by Ella Maillart: A Swiss lady traveler, in the early years of the Soviet Union, starts in Moscow before heading to Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan for mountain climbing, and then Uzbekistan for more familiar (to me) sightseeing. At the end when she is at the Aral Sea it’s hard not to feel sad about all that’s been lost there. 

A Peace to End All Peace: The Fall of the Ottoman Empire and The Creation of the Modern Middle East: by David Fromkin: Accidental Central Asia book! I read this account of how the winners of WWI cut up the remains of the Ottoman empire and while most of the focus is indeed on the middle east, several key decisions involve the Turkic speaking parts of the world under Russian control, aka Central Asia. Spoiler alert: judging by recent events in the middle east, the western powers did not learn anything. 

A Ride To Khiva: Travels And Adventures In Central Asia by Frederick Burnaby: A “great game” era classic as Burnaby, Victorian-era British army intelligence officer, makes his way to Khiva, often skirting official Russian rules to do so. 

Red Sands by Caroline Eden: Part cookbook, part travelogue. It came out while I was in Chinese class, lacking both free time and a well-equipped kitchen, so I have yet to try any of the recipes. But it’s a very beautiful book to look at. There’s also a suggested reading section that is super helpful. The same author co-wrote another recipe + essay book, Samarkand – Recipes and Stories from Central Asia and the Caucasusthat is a bit more of a straight up cookbook.

A Shadow Intelligence by Oliver Harris: To redeem Nancy Pearl…I did a pre-departure scroll through her Twitter feed to get ideas for fun quarantine reads that I could immediately check out of the library. This British spy thriller takes place in Kazakhstan and doesn’t come across as written by someone who has never been there. Impressive! Although, as with many spy thrillers, it’s awfully hard to keep track of who the bad guy is. 

I still have a few books about Central Asia that are on my “to-read” list:

  • The Silent Steppe: the story of a Kazakh Nomad under Stalin by Mukhamet Shayakhmetov
  • In the Kirghiz Steppes by John W. Wardell
  • Mission to Tashkent by F.M. Bailey
  • Through Khiva to Golden Samarkand by Ella Robertson Christie

But I don’t know when/if I will get to them. China has crept into my reading interests and lord knows books about China aren’t hard to track down, no matter if you want history, politics, literary fiction, or mystery and adventure novels. But I chose Kazakhstan, whereas China was chosen for me so maybe I will never be as excited about reading Chinese books as Central Asian books. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯