Teamblisi for the Win

Most common questions we received before going to Georgia: Why Georgia? Where exactly is Georgia? What’s in Georgia?

The questions I now have: why doesn’t everyone go there?

Let’s get some answers.

Why Georgia? 
I confess it was mostly because when we originally planned the trip, I could get to Tbilisi on a nonstop flight from Almaty and it was easier to lure my U.S. friends there than it was to lure them to Kazakhstan. But the more I learned about Georgia, the more interested I was in going. They have that post-Soviet history that I love, yes, but their history and culture is so much more.  Added to which is their delicious food, finally starting to be known outside of former Soviet countries, ancient winemaking traditions, overall affordability, and the question becomes, why not Georgia?

Where exactly is Georgia?
If you are looking to argue that the border between Europe and Asia is more historical and cultural than strictly geographical, Georgia is exhibit number one. It’s across the Black Sea from the easternmost of eastern European countries like Bulgaria and Romania, has a long history of occupation by Persia and the Ottoman Empire, and borders parts of Turkey distinctly referred to as Asia. So, it’s Asia?

Well…they are also majority Christian, have connections to Greek myth (Jason and the Argonauts), participate in Eurovision, and just kind of feel like Europe. They also self-identify as Europe, which they make crystal clear.

Graffiti of Georgian, EU, and Ukrainian flag

So let’s call them “transcontinental.”

What’s in Georgia?
Mountains, forests, seaside, a vibrant capital city filled with beauitful architecture. And the food and wine…we’ll get to that. Our group of five (dubbed “Team-bilisi” because we are ridiculous) hit city, wine country, and mountains, all while dining and drinking like royalty.

The capital city contains a mix of architecture styles that include clear influences from the east and west, and the whole city is guarded (not successfully, as it turns out) by a hilltop fortress dating as far back as the fourth century.

Tbilisi means “warm place” and was named so because of its sulfuric hot springs. Abanotubani, which means “Bath District” is one of Tbilisi’s oldest neighborhoods.

There are a few public baths remaining, but most baths now rent private rooms. My lady friends and I enjoyed a soak and a vigorous scrub but the husbands were too chicken to join us.

 

tiled bathing room with pool and marble slab.

The (very hot) hot pool is on the left, and on the right is the marble slab where you lay for your scrubbing. The small cold plunge pool and sauna are behind us.

Neighborhoods like Abanotubani and others in the tourist core have been cleaned up to peak cuteness, while others still have a bit of that iron curtain era grunge.

Tbilisi also has a few remnenants of Soviet era architecture.

And they’ve gone for some striking modern architecture in recent years.

The Bridge of Peace

We didn’t spend all of our time in the city though, and prioritized getting to wine country and into the mountains. The Black Sea coast will have to wait for another trip.

En route to Kakheti, the winemaking region, we stopped by the remote Davit Gareja cave monastery complex. Visiting the entire site requires officially crossing the border into Azerbaijan. A few years ago this was no big deal, but recent border disputes mean that armed guards now keep you strictly on the Georgian side.

In Kakheti we stayed in the adorable town of Sighnaghi, which boasts a staff-of-one Mexican restaurant. I highly recommend the quesadilla with sour plum sauce.

Evidence of winemaking in Georgia goes back about 8,000 years and for much of that time, wine was made in large clay pots called qvevri, which are then buried up to the neck in a manari (wine cellar) to maintain proper temperature for fermenation.

My favorite stop on our wine tasting tour was to our guesthouse’s family manari, where they built the house around the wine cellar and bottle their wine in…well, see for yourselves.

After wine country we headed to the mountain town of Stepansminda, which is also called Kazbegi for complicated Russia occupation reasons.

White-knuckling it through the Caucasus (we hired a driver) was richly rewarded when we arrived at our splurge hotel, a converted Soviet-era sanatorium, which offered some of the most magnificent views I’ve ever had from a hotel. (close competition with my hotel in Yunnan, China).

Snowy weather prevented us from finishing our planned hike, but we did get to meet some local residents along the way.

 

Still, as much as I enjoyed the scenery, history, and wine, the hightlight of the trip was the food. I don’t even know where to begin with Georgian food. It is something extraordinary.

Peek through these windows and you’ll find a “tone” bakery, where bread is baked in a tandoori style oven.

The flavors aren’t different exactly, just differently arranged. OK, I guess blue fenugreek and ground marigold and the pickled buds of the bladdernut tree (called jonjoli) aren’t common outside of Georgia. But many dishes, like Kinkhali (dumplings) and Khachapuri (bread stuffed with cheese) are at least semi-familiar.

boat shaped bread stuffed with cheese and topped with an egg yolk and pat of butter

Adjarian Khachapuri is Georgia’s most iconic dish.

large dumplings

Kinkhali, Georgian dumplings covered in black pepper and served with beer or “chacha” liquor, are also considered a national dish. These were the size of a newborn’s head.

Walnuts feature heavily, there are a suprising number of vegetarian options, and everything is meant to be shared. I am a big advocate for solo travel but Georgia is a place where you want to eat with a group.

I thought I took pictures of everything, but as I scroll through I realize I missed so much. Where are the eggplant rolls with walnut paste? The mushrooms with tarragon? The sour plum sauce? The jonjoili? So many tastes.

I’ll stop here though so as to not run into Rebecca West writing about Yugoslavia territority. But I could keep raving. Instead I’ll just add that Georgia is also super affordable. We hired all-day private drivers for the price of a taxi ride in London, ate and drank for five with what it would cost for two in Paris.

Why doesn’t everyone go there? 

So why isn’t Georgia swamped with tourists? Well, in summer I think there are crowds. And during my visit I encountered tourists from Russia, Europe, and Dubai. America…not so much.  After all, Georgia’s a long haul from the USA and I suspect most Americans would be hard pressed to find Georgia on a map, let alone consider vacationing there. I also know some Americans, especially those with cold war memories, feel skittish getting this close to Russia. Georgians have their own feelings about Russia (and, relatedly, Ukraine).

Fortunately Georgia is quite safe outside of a few (Russian occupied) regions. But there is that eastern European grunge factor. Not everyone wants to encounter dilapidated buildings, graffitti suggesting anatomical things Putin might do to himself, clouds of cigarette smoke, and street dogs on their vacation.

And finally, for some people, Western Europe is quite simply as exotic as they can deal with while on holiday. I get it. Sometimes wrapping my head around buying milk off of a shelf instead of from a refrigerator is as much as I can cope with and I live overseas. So I’m not knocking Western Europe and those who want to spend time there. I’m just saying that if you want an affordable and (debatably) European country with outstanding food and wine, and don’t mind things just a little rough around the edges, hit me up for travel advice to Georgia.

Easing My Way Back to Europeland

The last time I was in Europe was Malta, December 2019. I thoroughly enjoyed myself but with a return trip to Morocco and several Central Asian adventures under my belt from earlier that year, I guess thought I was pretty hot shit. Because I distinctly remember leaving Malta thinking, maybe Europe’s too easy for me now.

Fast forward through Covid lockdowns and many comically difficult travel experiences limited to within China because I basically couldn’t leave China, and I yearned for Europe. I am not hot shit. I don’t need a challenge. I just want to sit in a pretty urban square drinking wine while people without fear of medical bankruptcy and school shootings go about their business around me.

I’ve got a “cradle of European civilization” trip planned for June but for now, I am happy to have just dipped a toe back into Europeland, by visiting Istanbul, a city that spans Asia and Europe, en route to Georgia, a country considered “transcontinental.”

I first visited Istanbul back in 2010 and while I thoroughly enjoyed myself, I left feeling I didn’t quite “get” Istanbul as one of the world’s greatest food cities. I had some standout meals, but didn’t walk away as wowed as I thought I should be. So on this short visit, I aimed to focus more on food than on sightseeing. Turkey (sorry, it’s Türkiye now) made that easy for me by so jacking up the prices of their tourist attractions that I wasn’t tempted to revisit them. A visit to Topkapı Palace will now set you back $46. Um…I think that umlaut has gone to their heads because $46? The Louvre is $23. THE LOUVRE.

And don’t even get me started on the Haiga Sofia being turned back into a mosque. I chose to admire from the outside only.

To make the most of my food-focused stopover, I booked with Culinary Backstreets for a tour of Kurtuluş, historically a Greek and Armenian neighborhood totally off the tourist trail. These days it’s majority Turkish, but there are still plenty of remnants of its multi-cultural history which also includes Sephardic Jews and, most recently, Kurdish migrants.

We started by visiting a bakery that supplies many of the street vendors with that classic Turkish breakfast snack, seseame covered Simit (Greeks call these Koulouri and also claim them as their own).

I enjoyed my simit with tea, wild thyme, and cheese while visiting a local sports club founded and funded in 1896 by Greek arms dealer and overall shady character, Sir Basil Zaharoff.

Official building with entrance flanked by Turkish flags and an inscription over the door: Kurtuluş Genclik Klubu

Indoor basketball court with elaborate wooden ceiling

Is this the fanciest basketball court ceiling ever?

I should have kept better notes because I can’t remember everything I ate but I know I tried cheese ripened in goat skin, one of the two dishes commonly called Turkish pizza (Lahmacun is the one I ate, but I’ve had Pide on other occassions), a serving of organ meats, and of course some kebabs. In addition to tea, I also sipped bottled pickle juice, a Turkish IPA, and some raki, Turkey’s famously potent anise flavored liquor.

Display friedge filled with white cheeses wrapped in goat hair

Goat hair cheese

Tray of baklava and other baked desserts

bottle of red colored jusice

Pickle juice!

Misc fried foods

Offally good or just awful? (OK, I confess this wasn’t my favorite stop of the tour but it wasn’t bad).

Tandouri style oven

Baking bread

Coffee was supplied at a ceramics studio/coffee house in a building owned by a Sephardic Jewish family, which also serves up treats said to have been brought to Turkey from the Iberian peninsula back when Ferdinand and Isabella were doing their purging. The most interesting dessert I tried was Tavukgöğsü, a milk pudding dessert favored by the sultans and thickened with chicken breast meat.

Tray full of small colorful dishes of what looks like pudding

Does NOT taste like chicken

I was a bit concerned about finding food and drink outside the tourist zones during Ramadan. Would anything even be open? As it happens, yeah. Istanbul doesn’t seem to take the whole fasting thing too seriously. Sure, I saw families gathering in Sultanhamet Square at dusk to break fast picnic-style, but plenty of locals were eating, smoking, and even drinking alcohol during daylight hours.

Breaking fast at dusk in front of the Blue Mosque

Such a difference from my experience in Pakistan or even well-touristed Morocco.

I managed to squeeze in one more major eating experience, a gut-busting prix fixe lunch at Gritili (Gritili mean “from Crete,” as the chef-owner has Turkish-Cretan roots), where by the end I was so full that I shared some of my fish course with the local cat population, which is just as significant as I remember from 2010.

A table set with a blue checkered table cloth, a glass of wine, and 10 different small dishes of food.

This was just the first course!

The rest of my consumption involved breakfasts of olives and salty cheese (seriously, breakfast of champions), Turkish delight, freshly squeezed pomegranate juice, sunset drinks with a spectacular view, and, I am not ashamed to admit it, fried chicken and chips and a cold pint at a ersatz Irish pub. Scarcity (I’ve been in Pakistan since August!) can transform the pedestrian to the sublime.

Sunset Views

In between my eating and drinking, I managed a mosque visit, a hammam scrub, and a lot of walking through interesting streets.

I also had a couple of fascinating conversations with locals about the attempts to un-make Atatürk’s vision for Türkiye and the extent to which that might invovle erasing his memory. Was it my my imagination that there were fewer publically displayed posters with his image on them than on my first visit? No, I was told by one person, the current ultra-conservative government has indeed de-emphasized their founding father. But many shops and restaurants still have his framed portrait on display and some Istanbul citizens specifically choose to patronize places that do (or do not) give him a place of honor.

Another person told me that if the current regime tried to take his portrait off of the currency, “that would be civil war.” A city and a country at a crossroads, in more ways than one.

Istanbul was a delicious appetizer before the main course of Georgia. It was also a time for some reflection. I’ve been wandering around Asian countries and Muslim-majority countries for a while now, but it was in Istanbul when I first ever visited a mosque, first stepped foot into Asia, was first woken up by the call to prayer. I couldn’t help but reflect on how much has changed for me since I visited 14 years ago. I am such a different traveler now, in a whole bunch of ways, including being more comfortable traveling outside of Europeland. But if I ever again utter something as ridiculous as “Europe is too easy for me,” please mock me mercilessly. And I can’t wait to finally get a chance to actually live on that continent, later this year!

2023 Final Travel Adventure

Happy New Year!

Prior to my absolute banger of a new year’s eve (asleep by 10:00 pm), I had one final 2023 trip, to scratch a travel itch I’ve had for awhile: Oman.

When it comes to middle eastern countries, I feel like the choices are often limited to

  1. Safe, oil-rich, tiny, and kind of bland countries that officially came into existence around the time I was born and offer limited opportunities to delve into historical sights (Qatar, UAE)
  2. Countries that are simply teeming with historical interest but visiting could easily cost me my job if not my life (Iran, Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, Yemen)

Oman is the middle ground. While Muscat doesn’t offer the same level of sights you’d see in Damascus, Isfahan, or Sana’a, it offers all of the safety, sunshine, seaside, and ease of arrival of Dubai or Doha, plus a bit more history and interesting (to me) sightseeing.

Plus it’s only a three hour flight from Islamabad, making it a practically obligatory mini-break.

The capital city, Muscat, has been an important port since the first century CE. But how Omanis, especially ones without modern machinery, carved an actual city out of these rocks is beyond me.

white building built close up against mountains

black clad figure seen from back, walking through narrow passageway

apartment complex parking log with one car parked on top of a rocky mound

view of buildings surrounded by rocky mountains

large ship docked in a harbor surrounded by mountains

Mutrah Harbor, surrounded by unforgiving landscape (FYI, that’s not a cruise ship, that’s the Sultan’s private yacht)

old fortress tower perched on rocky hilltop

The souk, which has been here in various forms for 200 years, made for fun wandering. I didn’t buy much because most of what was on offer is imported and available for better prices in Pakistan. But two products are genuine Omani treasures: dates and frankincense.

Frankincense burns at seemingly every other shop. You can also buy myrrh and gold here, making it a one stop Christmas shopping destination.

Distant hilltop, topped with large white monument shaped like a dish on top of a pedestal

Historically, camel caravans transported Oman’s world famous frankincense along the silk road. Today, diffusers pump the smell into the airport and hotel lobbies while a giant incense burner monument adorns a Muscat hilltop.

The former sultan, who died a few years ago after a half century reign that brought Oman from poverty-stricken backwater to thriving modern country, made some major investments in modern architecture. I visited the opera house and the Grand Mosque, both of which proudly incorporate styles and materials from many other parts of the world.

Outside view of mosque with large dome, tall minarets, and garden

Some of the Oman’s best sights though, are outside the city. Given that I had visited the Great Barrier Reef earlier in the year, I likely would not have prioritized a snorkeling excursion if a colleague who made the same trip over Thanksgiving hadn’t clued me in about the sea turtles.

How cool was this?

The same colleague also recommended the Bimmah Sinkhole + Wadi Shab day trip. She was on a roll. Stunning swimming opportunities.

The sinkhole is next to the ocean and filled with seawater

Wadi Shab’s fresh water comes from the river

Unfortunately, my guide was maybe not the greatest and didn’t really clue me into what we were doing at any given time. Consequently I left my camera on the river bank at exactly the point where it turned out I most would have liked to have it. By the time I realized, we had gone too far to turn back for it. So I will have to borrow someone else’s video to show you what it was like swimming through the pools and into the cave with the waterfall.

 

There is plenty more of Oman to explore but for me, this scratched the immediate itch..

When I returned to Islamabad for my very mellow New Year, I looked back on my 2023 travel and was kind of impressed.

  1. China (Yangshuo, Beijing and Ningxia)
  2. Cambodia
  3. Hong Kong (part of China but with its own flag, currency, and passport control)
  4. Australia
  5. Macao (ditto Hong Kong, above)
  6. USA
  7. Qatar
  8. Pakistan
  9. Nepal
  10. Thailand
  11. Oman

If you count Macao and Hong Kong, I think I visited more countries in 2023 than in any other year except for 2015, when I had two full months post-Peace Corps and made my way through many tiny European countries. If you had told me how 2023 would shake out while I finishing up my time in a Chinese quarantine hotel December 25, 2022, I would not have believed you.

But you know what? I might be content with sticking closer to home for the next couple of months. (Don’t hold me to that though.)

Sakartvelo on My Mind

The Republic of Georgia (known as Sakartvelo/საქართველო to locals) has been on my mind for what feels like forever.

Map highlighting Georgia in relation to Europe

When I first dipped my toes into the world of former Soviet Republics I remember hearing a vague buzz about how Georgia was the former SSR to beat. But it was while in Kazakhstan I really learned what an out-sized reputation this tiny country has within the former soviet sphere.

Stalin was born there and his Bolshevik comrades made generous use of Georgia’s food, wine, mineral water, spas, mountains, and Black Sea coast. Although the USSR is no more (despite Putin’s best efforts), you can find a lot of love for Georgia in the former republics. When I lived in Almaty, I saw Georgian restaurants everywhere. Georgian wine, Borjomi mineral water, and bright green, ostensibly tarragon flavored “Tarhun” soda took up serious shelf space in the grocery stores. Most importantly, there were nonstop flights available between Tbilisi and Almaty, making it practically obligatory to take a mini-break there.

Map showing flight path from Almaty to Tbilisi

Once a secret delight hidden behind the iron curtain, Georgia is now regularly luring western European tourists with their amazing food, wine, history, and natural beauty. Even Americans are starting to take notice. Which is how, back in early 2020, I managed to convince American friends to meet me there.

And then…

Collage of early 2020 headlines about Covid

But dammit, I couldn’t just toss my Lonely Planet Caucuses into the garbage. Instead, I spent the next three years plotting a redo. When I landed in my current post with its special incentives (a free R&R ticket + extra vacation days) I decided to at least broach the subject of getting the band back together for Georgia redux. In a delightful turn of events, they were game.

Of course, since Uncle Sam was buying my ticket I had to wait for the party that runs (a chunk of) our government but doesn’t believe in the government to fund the government before I could get my ticket. But now, a Christmas miracle! I am in possession of a ticket courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer.

The trip isn’t until March and yes, the superstitious part of me worries that publishing my intentions on the internet is a sure fire way to jinx the whole enterprise, but I am also so excited that I can’t help myself.

So how do I while away the days until then?

There’s supporting the local economy of course. Retail therapy has never been easier than in Pakistan. A last minute ticket to “embassy prom” (aka the Marine Ball) meant a last minute purchase of a dress. I talked myself out of a fun necklace at our annual holiday vendor fair, but then when the same vendor with the same necklace showed up at another event, I melted. And I rewarded myself for a successful bidding season with a custom coffee table from one of the community’s favorite furniture makers.

But after my shipment of household effects finally arrived from China, I felt like my apartment was plenty full. So no more shopping!

I’ve also hit up the local options for sightseeing as much as possible, while staying within security guidelines.

Generally that means just going on whatever trip is available, regardless of my level of interest.

Railway museum? Sure!

Golra Sharif Railway museum is also a working train station dating from 1881. The highlight was the pakora and chai stand on the platform.

Hikes in the Margala Hills (technically foothills of the Himalayas and murderously steep in places)? Why not?

But other outings have been to places I’d be interested in visiting even if all of Pakistan was open to me.

The ruined Buddhist monastery of Jaulian (2nd century CE) is near the city of Taxila, which is somehow also famous for making these hideous disco cats.

Cat shaped statues covered in mirrored tiles

The Disco Leopards of Taxila

Buddhist monastery of Jaulian

You don’t find a lot of Hindus in Muslim-dominated Pakistan, but there is still an active temple at Katas Raj, where the pond is said to have been created from the teardrops of Shiva, after the death of his wife Sati.

Katas Raj Temple Complex

Then, when a friend I worked with in Guangzhou invited me to visit her in her new post (Bangkok), I decided, why not? I’ve only taken two short trips to Thailand but in my limited experience, you can always count on old Siam to bring the bling.

The Royal Palace and Wat Phra Kaew (Temple of the Emerald Buddha)

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Wat Pho, Temple of the (GIANT) Reclining Buddha

My favorite temple, of this visit and perhaps of all Buddhist temples I’ve ever visited (at this point a not insignificant number), was Wat Arun, which is across the river from the royal palace and covered with broken ceramics repurposed into mosaic-like decor. The ultimate in upcycling.

Across the river to Wat Arun

So that’s been me keeping busy-ish in the final months of the year. I’ve got one last trip in 2023 and then I can officially start counting down to Georgia in 2024. I better not have jinxed it!

It’s Bidness Time (with Nepalese sidenotes)

I took my first trip out of Pakistan! Some friends were going to be in Kathmandu and invited me to meet them there. I had a great time, but there was a bit of a stress cloud hanging over my head…

Picture of the Flight of the Conchords duo, Brett and Jermaine, with "It's Bidness Time" written over their picture. Bidding on your next Foreign Service post is as time-consuming as a part-time side gig. And because Pakistan is only a one year assignment, I was bidding barely a month after arrival.

To manage my stress, I created a spreadsheet tracking the whole process: I listed each post, position, benefits (COLA, hardship pay, R&Rs), length of tour, the point of contact at post, the date I reached out, what, if anything, I heard back, the status of my interview, etc.

Sidenote: While I like things to be as orderly as an Excel spreadsheet, Kathmandu tested my fortitude by being easily the most chaotic place I have ever visited. And yet my friends told me that compared to India, it is much calmer. Lord help me if I ever visit India.

Busy street scene of scooters and people

Worth dodging scooters and elbowing through crowds to get to that lassi stand

busy street scene with scooters and pedestrians making their way in front of a round temple

Busy street sceneclose up of bras on sale, one of which has "sexy bra" written on the band

Kathmandu street with older woman carrying a large sack strapped to her backstreet scene with several scooters driving past "KK" market

street scene with clothing stalls lining each side of the street two men in single file carrying large sacks strapped to their back and supported by a trap on their forehead.

I felt pretty prepared for the official opening of bidding season on September 11. From that date, there was a specific schedule of when posts could start interviews, get shortlists of preferred candidates to the D.C. overlords, offer early handshakes (job offers) to eligible bidders, and then, finally, to finish up the process with offers to remaining bidders. As I am early handshake eligible (an incentive of serving at a Special Incentive Post), and those could be offered as early as September 26, I went ahead and booked my trip to Kathmandu for October 6-10, thinking I’d for sure be wrapped up by then.  

Sidenote: It’s hard to explain what Foreign Service does to your sense of travel. Places I would once have only visited on a carefully curated itinerary with at least two weeks to burn and a long list of “things to do/see” are now places I go for a spontaneous long weekend with no particular plan.

Large white dome with golden spire on top, painted with a set of giant eyes and festooned with Tibetan prayer flags. Roogtops in the distance Colorful temple pillar temple painting of a golden god View of the circular pathway around the stupa

A former colleague from Guangzhou, now posted in Kathmandu, took me to see the Boudhanath Stupa, one of Kathmandu’s most important Buddhist sites.

Alas, no sooner had I booked my flight then they decided to push the entire bidding season to start September 26 instead of September 11. Which is how I found myself in the quietest (not very quiet) corner of the Kathmandu airport, praying the wifi was strong enough to complete a call with a hiring committee. A rats' nest of electrical wires hanging on the electrical poles outside a tea and coffee shop

I was pleasantly surprised by the ease of wireless connectivity in Kathmandu. Anything requiring wires however…

So where did I bid? Places I thought had enough tourist appeal that someone would finally visit me.  Because it is both weird and sad that no one from home has ever seen where I live and work. But China had “Zero Covid” policy and Pakistan has security concerns and Kazakhstan…well no one believed me that Central Asia was worth visiting.

So I bid mostly EUR (European and Eurasian Affairs) posts, which are the most competitive, and a couple of NEA (Near Eastern Affairs). But me being me, I went light on western Europe. Do I need to explain (AGAIN?) why I don’t just bid on Paris, Rome, Vienna, Amsterdam, and London? First of all, several of those posts are language designated and I am barely fluent in English. Second, the places one wants to vacation are not necessarily the places one wants to live. Why live in Vienna when Budapest or Bratislava are both nearby and cheaper? Third, I want visitors, but I don’t want them every weekend. So I scanned the list for “close to western Europe but not in it” with special attention to the Balkans and Baltics. While Balkans were scarce, all three Baltics were up for grabs.

Sidenote: Sorry this is boring. Here’s pictures of the Monkey Temple in Kathmandu.

The process could have been over for me in week one, (and this blog post could have been a lot shorter!) when an NEA post offered me a very early handshake. But while I went into bidding season thinking “a bird in the hand” and all that, after a few interviews I started to get the feeling that breaking into EUR might not be impossible. So I told the NEA post no.

After turning down one post, it was off to play the super awkward game of “I like you, do you like me?” with the remaining posts on my list. Every post is looking to hear, “you’re my number one and I will 100% take the job if you offer it!” No one wants to ask you to prom if they suspect you’ll say no.

t-shirt reads Prom? Check one: Yes/No

While I did not bid anywhere I wouldn’t be very happy to go, I also didn’t want to lie and tell anyone they were my number one if they were not. I think I got taken off at least one short list because I didn’t pledge my undying troth. Another couple of posts were so tempting (there’s one I know my family and many friends would kill me to know I turned down), but were also more lateral career moves so I didn’t feel comfortable saying yes right away.

If it came up, I would remind hiring committees that I was eligible for early handshake, in case anyone wanted to lock me in. The thing is, EUR posts are so in demand that most like to keep their prom date options open until the last minute, I guess in case a hot new girl transfers in, having been kicked out of boarding school after getting caught [redacted] with some townies.

There was a non-Baltic former Soviet Socialist Republic asking if I’d take an early handshake and I know I would have loved it there, but it was a little bit more off the beaten path than some of the other options and I wasn’t sure it would meet my goal of attracting visitors.

As I was trying to decide, one of my very top choices blew in like a Baltic Sea breeze with a query of, “if we got permission to offer an early handshake, would you take it?”

No hesitation. The winner is…Tallinn, Estonia! (But the real winner is me!)

I would have been over the moon with any of the Baltics but Tallinn is the one that picked me so I love them the best. It’s the northernmost, so I need to prepare for dark winters and midnight sun summers and I am absolutely soliciting recommendations for good winter boots.

I know that some people in my life will think, “Estonia? Estonia is what you’ve picked because you want people to visit? Is that even in Europe much less on the beaten path?”

Well, maybe not the London-Paris-Rome path, but Helsinki and Stockholm are both easy ferry rides from Tallinn, which has an old Europe fairytale cobblestoned old town. Plus Estonia is in the EU and NATO, uses the Euro, and even won Eurovision back in 2001. Lithuania, Latvia, and Poland are all within easy reach, as is much of western Europe. I call that path beaten.

Rooftops and church spire seen from an old castle window

Google Map of Estonia

So…plan a visit if you want. I should be there for three years and then…who knows?

Final note: Lest you think that I spent all my time in Kathmandu worrying about bidding while dodging monkeys, scooter traffic, and questionable electrical wiring, I promise I also enjoyed beautiful views, good food, and charming moments. 

Brick building reinforced with wooden braces

Evidence of the 2015 Earthquake is everywhere in old town, as some building remain under re-construction and others look to be propped up by toothpicks.

Shuffleboard on the Lido Deck, SIP Style

In any Special Incentive Post (SIP), there are limits to our activities that cause a certain amount of stir-craziness. Enter the Community Liaison Office, every embassy’s Julie McCoy, your cruise director. Even most “normal” posts have a CLO. But at an SIP post, they have a mandate to go the extra mile to keep us entertained.

are you not entertained gif from The Gladiator movie

Every week there’s a calendar of shopping and socializing activities on compound. There’s the weekly farmer’s market plus specialty events like carpets and cocktails or an art fair of local artists’ work. There are “dive” in movies at the embassy pool, trivia nights at the on-compound bar, and seasonally themed events like the recent Oktoberfest. If you have a special interest and want to start a group for it, they will help you organize it.

Most importantly (to me), CLO also offers field trips to select tourist sights.

For security reasons, participation is very limited. We don’t need to provide any nefarious actors with a conveniently gathered group of 50+ Americans to target. Consequently, when trip registration opens it’s like trying to score Taylor Swift tickets. The recent Khewra Salt Mines tour filled up in one minute, twenty seconds.

But guess who was one of the lucky few to get a spot?

Why is everyone so hyped about a visit to a salt mine? It’s famous! Have you ever bought Himalayan Pink Salt in your local supermarket? Or seen the lamps marketed for their healing properties? All that “Himalayan Pink Salt” comes from this mine, the largest salt mine in Asia, second largest in the world, allegedly discovered by Alexander the Great. Or his horse.

This is probably the farthest trip from the Embassy we can do, about 100 miles south of Islamabad, the last few miles of which are over very bumpy roads that make for slow driving. It was a 10-hour day with over six hours spent in the car. Fortunately I don’t get car sick. Also, this long distance drive gave me my first encounter with Pakistan’s famous “jingle trucks.” 

We passed through dusty villages where sadly, we are not allowed to stop, and saw all kinds of roadside livestock including goats, camels, cows, and water buffalo.

Finally, we arrived!

We hopped on an exceptionally non-OSHA compliant tram to actually go down into the mine.

 

Standard disclaimer that the photos don’t really do justice to all the colors that were on display. But the pink really is pink!

Within the mine is a clinic, a model of the Minar-e-Pakistan, and a mosque, all made of carved salt.

Accompanying us was a guide and a couple of armed guards who were not there for our benefit, but the benefit of a solo female traveler/Instagramer/influencer who is doing a motorcycle trip through the region.

Afterwards, it was time for shopping.

While I’m skeptical of the healing powers of Himalayan salt, I strongly believe in the powers of salt to season food. And of tchotchkes to help my apartment look less forlorn as I await shipment of my stuff (which people tell me might not arrive for four more weeks or six more weeks or four months!)

The following weekend, I went on a much closer to home CLO trip, to Faisal Mosque in the Margalla Hills of Islamabad, which are actually part of the Himalayan foothills. This trip filled up too, but I was able to secure a spot a whole seven minutes after registration opened so it wasn’t quite as in-demand as the salt mine.

The exterior of the mosque is supposed to evoke a Bedouin tent

Much of the construction was  funded by Saudi Arabia, which is why the mosque is named after their late king. But the giant chandelier was funded by the Chinese.

 

Watercolor of Faisal Mosque

Small watercolor of Faisal Mosque, purchased at the CLO sponsored art fair!

There are probably only a half dozen CLO trips total and while I’d like to go on all of them, we’ll see how I continue to fare at securing spots in the eleven months I have left (Because I have already been here one whole month of my 12 month tour!)

China→USA→Qatar→Pakistan

Home leave was exhausting! Don’t get me wrong. I was happy to see everyone. People hosted me, massively rearranged their schedules to make time for me, and/or worked with my last minute availability. I am so appreciative. But all the bouncing around (Seattle, Minnesota and Michigan, California, D.C., Connecticut) was a LOT.

Questionable Food and Beverage Choices in the Midwest

Cabin time in the upper peninsula of Michigan

Add lost luggage and cancelled flights to the mix, and I have to figure out something different for my next home leave. My preference would be to chill out in/near Seattle. If I rented a house with spare bedrooms would people visit? Seattle’s amazing in the summer!

Mt. Rainer

The mountain is out!

Anyway, I have two years to figure that out.

During my time in D.C. I took a short class at FSI (Foreign Service Institute), which is back to in-person classes. When I started in 2018, I learned the FSI cafeteria was the place to witness reunions among people who had served together at one post or another but hadn’t seen each other in awhile. “Will that be me someday?” I wondered. Yep. Literally day one, five minutes in.

I also saw my sister, got in some final meals, and managed one bit of sightseeing with a visit to Arlington House, home of traitor to his country Robert E. Lee.

Then it was off to Islamabad, with a one-night rest stop in Doha where I wondered about the wisdom of scheduling said rest stop in a city where August temps reach 115°during the day. I did venture out, but only by night.

The old market, Souq Waqif, was a short but sweaty (at least it’s a dry heat!) walk from my hotel and I loved it. It was like Disneyland Morocco. While it was one hundred percent an Arab souk, and therefore familiar and comforting, it had none of the catcalling or the hygiene concerns that I expect from a visit to Marrakech or Fes. I got enough of a taste of Doha to want to return (in the winter), which is great because it’s an easy long weekend away from Islamabad.

Remember how when I was in China I was basically locked inside the country for 18 months (because of Chinese policies) and couldn’t do leisure travel anywhere else? Here in Pakistan I have very restricted movements within the country (because of U.S. policies) and can only do leisure travel somewhere else. Who wants to meet me in Istanbul, Doha, or Muscat (Oman)?

Speaking of freedom of movement, I need to dispel some misconceptions. Yes, I live on compound here. And with three restaurants, a bar, and a commissary on embassy grounds, I don’t necessarily need to leave. But I am not confined to compound.

I can stray, with some caveats. We have a curfew (1:00 am – 5:00 am, as if I’ve been out during those hours any time in the last decade).There are areas of the city we are not allowed to visit or may only visit with permission. I can freely walk around the diplomatic enclave (the area surrounding the U.S. embassy), but have been told that after dark I may encounter wild boars. I am not allowed to use local transport, but am allowed to use government cars and drivers as my own personal taxi service.

In my first two weeks I have left compound to visit my colleague’s favorite bookstore, two of her favorite carpet and textiles vendors, three of her favorite restaurants (Thai, Pakistani, Afghan), and her tailor. I see bespoke linen dresses in my future. (A-line to hide the food baby I’ll be growing with all these samosas and chapati and kebabs.)

These were all within the area I am allowed to roam, but on another day we went to my colleague’s favorite furniture maker, in a “with permission only” section of the city, requiring a bit more advance planning.

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This furniture maker uses reclaimed wood from abandoned buildings to fashion into new pieces

Some “special incentive posts” allow you to save money not just because of the extra pay, but because you can’t really leave your house and there is nothing to spend your money on. That is clearly not going to be the case in Pakistan.

I could really use some new pieces to spice up my bland apartment! But the apartment is fine, if not as fancy as what I had in China. There’s definitely no robot bringing me takeout orders. I can hire a housekeeper, but there’s also no in-house cleaning service providing light vacuuming and twice a week sheets/towels/toilet paper refresh for a mere $600 a year. I am longing for my HHE (household effects) to arrive with my precious robovac! Once I get my stuff and I purchase the inevitable rugs and custom made furniture, I hope to be pretty comfortable here for the next year.

Forbidden No More

Large Chinese style gate with Mao Zedong's portrait hanging above the entrance

Tiananmen Gate

For all the time I’ve been in China, Beijing has not just contained the Forbidden City, but been the Forbidden City. No city was harder to get into. Early on, colleagues in Beijing and I discussed how we’d for sure visit each other. Hah! For the next 15 months there was always something (Olympics, CCP National Congress) preventing visitors from getting in. And those who lived there, if they traveled out, couldn’t get back in.

Although most of the people I know have left Beijing by now, I still wanted to visit. So I tacked a day onto Memorial Day weekend for my final trip within China.

It was not all smooth sailing.

Figuring a guide would make buying tickets and navigating top sights easier, I got a recommendation from a colleague and arranged a full day of blockbuster sightseeing. Top priorities: the Forbidden City (aka former Royal Palace), Temple of Heaven, Tiananmen Square. Time allowing, the Summer Palace. I told the guide that Saturday, Sunday, and Monday were all possible. She suggested Monday. A small part of my brain thought I should maybe double check that the sights I wanted to see were actually open on Monday, but a larger part thought, she’s the tour guide, obviously she knows!

I gave her my passport info so she could book tickets. On THURSDAY (!) she messaged me that oops! The Forbidden City is closed on Mondays. Also, tickets were sold out for Saturday and Sunday and Tuesday (my last day). There was still a chance I’d be able to get tickets on Saturday though, if went to the ticket office first thing in the morning. When I panic-contacted a random tour company they confirmed that tickets were sold out and let me know that getting to the ticket office required going through Tiananmen Square, for which I would need a (free) reservation. They kindly, and at no charge, made a reservation for me.

A BUSY FIRST DAY

After a much-delayed flight that saw me checking into my hotel in the wee hours of Saturday morning (Them: “We’ve upgraded you to a room with a Forbidden City view” Me: “Great, that may be as much as I see of it”), instead of having a lie-in and enjoying a generous hotel breakfast buffet before starting my Saturday, I slept three hours, slammed down an in-room cup of Nespresso, and made my way to Tiananmen Square. I then passed through security, waited in line to pass through the Tiananmen Gate to the Meridian gate, and waited in line again for tickets, mentally planning my “The Forbidden City Remains Largely Forbidden” blog post.

people in rain ponchos and holding umbrellas waiting in line

Ticket buying line

But…I got in!

True, it was crazy-crowded and pouring down rain and all I had was a much out of date Lonely Planet to provide context for what I was seeing. But I was there.

Large public square filled with people holding umbrellas (it is rainy) and a Chinese style gate in the background

The Meridian Gate from inside the Forbidden City

Chinese style watchtower

And despite the crowds, and the fact that most of the cool artifacts from the palace were long ago spirited away to Taiwan along with Chiang Kai-shek, it was worth going. Only by visiting can you really get a sense of the vastness of the palace complex with its grand ceremonial spaces and warren of living quarters and administrative offices.

Old-timey costumes available for picture-taking

Having expected my morning to be leisurely, I had signed up for an afternoon historical walking tour focused on the Boxer Rebellion, and an evening hutong food tour.

Fortunately, the weather cleared up and the walking tour was both pleasant and informative.

A man and a woman ride bikes past a one story western style building

French post office building of the former legation quarter

The Boxer Rebellion started around 1900, with the goal to drive all foreigners from China. The walled-off diplomatic quarter of Beijing came under attack and was defended by the eight nation alliance of Austria-Hungary, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Russia, the United Kingdom, and the United States

After the Boxer Rebellion, more European Influence started to be seen in greater Beijing.

Also fortunately, because my feet were by now SPENT, the food tour was by tuk-tuk through Beijing’s maze of hutongs (alleyways). The dishes were all excellent and my co-tourists, from Taiwan, flattered me with praise for my chopsticks skills. A satisfying end to the day.

 

THE GREAT WALL

The Long Wall, as it translates to in Chinese, is, you know, very long. So there are many sections to choose from. Mutianyu and Badaling are the most popular and most conveniently located to Beijing. Some parts are wheelchair accessible and can be reached via cable cars or chairlift; at Mutianyu you can even take a toboggan down from the top.

I wanted fewer crowds and a more in-depth experience than it sounded like cable cars and toboggans would provide so I arranged a full day hike.

The weather was glorious and we began with a steep walk up to the East-Five-Eye watchtower.

Not-too-distant mountain ridge topped with the Great Wall watchtowers

There, a left turn brings you to the unrestored wall and a right turn takes you to the restored section.

We walked one watchtower over to the left, just to get a taste of the unrestored experience, and then doubled back and continued for several hours on the restored (but still challenging) Great Wall. Despite all the photos I’d seen, I didn’t realize how hard walking on the wall itself would be. So many ups and downs and stairs that were too tall for my short little legs and downhill sections that were so steep I had to take tiny baby steps the whole way down.

But how many times do you get to visit the Great Wall? For most of us, not many. I’m glad I spent the money and energy to make it count.

On the way back to Beijing, my pre-arranged city sightseeing guide contacted me to tell me that she had successfully reserved tickets for Tiananmen square (of which I’d had a fleeting glance on my first day) and the Summer Palace. Also, she said, the Temple of Heaven was closed on Mondays but the park was open so I could see the top of the Temple from behind the wall.

From behind a wall? I mean…are you fucking kidding me? I told her we’d discuss it the next day, then returned to the hotel and gorged myself on complimentary Executive Lounge food and beverage before soaking my muscles in a hot tub and falling into bed.

WITH MY TOUR GUIDE 

In the morning, my guide and I finally met in person for a seriously abridged sightseeing plan starting with the Summer Palace.

The Summer Palace is a whole complex of Classical Chinese Gardens, temples, and living quarters

Kunming Lake is the focal point of the Summer Palace. Dowager Empress Cixi angered people when she used money earmarked for the navy to fund some of the more lavish projects here, like a marble “boat” which officially belonged to the navy but was just a fancy place for royalty to enjoy good views.

After lunch, it was off to Tiananmen. I wasn’t expecting much and it lived up to my low expectations. Tiananmen Square a lot of things (historic, meaningful to many Chinese people) but one thing it is not, is beautiful.

It’s a giant concrete square with a heavy security presence where Very Important Things have happened. Westerners immediately think of 1989, but there were also student protests in 1919, the proclamation of the People’s Republic of China by Mao Zedong in 1949, and more protests in 1976 mostly against the so-called Gang of Four.

The Monument to the People’s Heroes is in the center and many important PRC buildings surround the square, like the Mao Zedong Mausoleum, the National Museum, and the Great Hall of the People. Seeing Lenin’s waxen visage in Moscow was enough embalmed hero of communism for me so I wasn’t planning on visiting any of the buildings in Tiananmen which was a good thing because guess what else is closed on Mondays? Every building here except the public toilet and the gift shop. We learned this when my guide exclaimed she’d never seen Tiananmen so uncrowded and she asked a local guard why. Sure, you learn something new every day, but one of the things you don’t expect your supposedly experienced Beijing tour guide to learn is what Beijing sights are closed on Mondays.

ANYWHO…she was a very nice person and she did offer to take me (no charge!) to the Temple of Heaven the next morning but I knew I’d be pressed for time as I also had a lunch appointment with a friend at the embassy. It was time to cut my losses with this guide. She had mostly made my trip more stressful—the opposite of why I hired her. She did however, join the Taiwanese food tourists in complimenting my chopsticks skills!

FINAL STOPS

It was again pouring down rain as, on my final day, I made my way to the second high-priority sightseeing stop I had expected to visit with a guide but was instead visiting solo. I will concede that there was a decent view from behind the walls. But would I have been 100% satisfied with only that view? I would not.

My final stop, the American Embassy, was the most intimidating. Security all over Beijing is pretty high. Lots of mafan, with multiple requests to see my passport or even my Diplomatic ID (which no one else has ever cared about, ever) and special rules for foreigners who want to buy a simple subway ticket. Oh and let’s not talk about the airport pat-down/groping I was treated to. The security situation around our Embassy though…that is next level. There’s our own guards of course, but several additional layers of security are provided by the Chinese who just, you know, want to keep an eye on things.

After lunch with my colleague and her husband, I headed back to Guangzhou for the last time. The last time!

My overall impression of Beijing was excellent. The food was tasty, the historic sights were interesting, and, for all you hear of Beijing’s new construction and how they’ve bulldozed their historic hutong neighborhoods into oblivion, there were way more authentic traditional (and now pricey and highly sought after) hutong homes and neighborhoods than there are in Guangzhou or Shanghai.

View of hutong neighborhood from above, showing very close buildings and narrow alleys

From my 17th floor hotel room you can get a bird’s eye view of a tightly packed hutong neighborhood.

I definitely wouldn’t mind visiting again, but if that ever happens, it won’t be for a while.

Not a bad way to wrap up my China travels, all things considered.

Vino and Vegas

Since China’s zero-Covid policy essentially ended January 6, I’ve been seriously knocking things off the “I’ll never go there because of Covid” list. Now I can add two more spots…

NINGXIA

If you’ve heard of it, you either read my long complaint about a cancelled trip last fall, know a lot about wine, or are a Chinese millionaire looking for a vanity project.

Ostriches, motorcycles, and replicas of the Louvre pyramid aren’t strictly required for winemaking, but if money’s no object, why not?

Grapes have been grown here since the ’80s but only recently has the region popped up on the radar of oenophiles interested in exploring new horizons. Tourist infrastructure, however, isn’t quite there and westerners are rarely seen. I was stared at and photographed more here than anywhere else in China.

Ningxia probably wouldn’t even have occurred to me except that my go-to tour company launched a trip. 

So off I went to Yinchuan, a small-by-Chinese-standards city along the Yellow River in the Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region.

The name recognizes it as home to one of China’s non-Han ethnicities, the Hui. Hui are Muslim descendants of Silk Road travelers coming from as far away as Persia and the Arabian peninsula, but mostly from Central Asia. Indeed, Yinchuan felt more like a Central Asian city than anything I’ve visited since leaving Kazakhstan.

Our trip began with a whole lamb BBQ feast, accompanied by entertainment.

I’ll be honest, there’s not a ton to do there besides drink wine. Still, we did hit a few attractions in between drinking tasting sessions.

From 1038 to 1227 the region was home to the Xixia dynasty. Alas, Ningxia borders Inner Mongolia and if you followed me though Uzbekistan you know this is not the first time I’ve visited a city formerly obliterated by Genghis Khan and company. Although in this case “and company” had to finish the job alone as the great Khan died in this very city, before final conquest was complete.

One of the few traces left of the Xixia people are their imperial tombs, resembling giant termite mounds.

Even older than the Xixia are those who, ten thousand years ago, drew petroglyphs on the rocks in the mountains.

The rest of our activities were mostly drinking wine and eating. In this desert climate with rocky soil and harsh winters, populated by Muslims, that meant lamb BBQ, lamb kebabs, and lamb hotpot, with a sprinkling of beef, rabbit, and camel dishes, wheat noodles, foraged desert greens, and a sweet tea made with the highly-prized Ningxia goji berry.

The wine ranged from dry to sweet, and the specialty of the region is Marselan, a cross between Cabernet Sauvignon and Grenache. The wineries varied from massive estates, to “mom-and-pop” affairs, to spots willing to set up a tasting for us despite not being technically open to the public.

Exclusive access was a blessing because we traveled during a Chinese holiday and, despite Ningxia’s far-flung locale and lack of blockbuster attractions, the full force and power of Chinese domestic tourism was on display. Even at museums partially filled with replicas, crowds seriously rivaled those I’ve encountered at the Louvre and the Uffizi. Had me almost missing those Covid restrictions!

MACAU

Speaking of crowds, Macau is already one of the most densely populated cities in the world, to which it adds an economy dependent upon welcoming in millions of visitors.

Crowded pedestrian street People call it “the Las Vegas of China” but pre-pandemic it actually far outpaced its American cousin in parting fools from their money.

I feel like Macau is less well known than Hong Kong, but this “Special Administrative Region” offers many of the same delights: visa-free entry, access to the actual world wide web instead of the CCP approved internet, a more international vibe than the mainland, an east meets west colonial history, and proximity to Guangzhou. For most of my time in China it’s also been similarly “so close yet so far away.”

Macau is also only a 50-80 minute train ride from Guangzhou, although instead of going through immigration and customs at the train station as in Hong Kong, you arrive in Zhuhai and then walk over the border to Macau. Perhaps it will get better as we get further away from zero-Covid days, but my border crossing experience was pure chaos, with a constant stream of people coming and going, and the occasional foreign passport holder (me) messing up a system mostly set up to process people crossing with Chinese ID cards.

Despite the chaos, Macau has been high on my priority list for some time. I would love to say it was all because of my deep interest in the (important!) work of a relative of mine who assisted domestic violence victims there for many years.

Corner building with street level building and apartments above

Sisters of the Good Shepherd – Mutual Assistance Centre for Women

But I will confess an even stronger draw was my addiction to the Korean soap opera, Boys Over Flowers, which filmed some key episodes in Macau.

Three men and a woman in the Macau Venetian, a still shot from the K-Drama Boys Over Flowers. Do I wish I had more high minded taste? Sometimes. 

I did try to get in touch with the center that Sister Juliana Devoy founded. Alas, they never responded to my request to visit. So I had to focus on eating and sightseeing. Since Macau was under Portuguese control for over 400 years, it’s got an intriguing mix of Portuguese and Cantonese history, food, and architecture.

 

The Ruins of St. Paul is one of Macau’s most famous sights: The Jesuit church dating from the early 1600s was destroyed by a fire during a typhoon in 1835 and now only the façade remains standing.

These streets of Macau stood in for Shanghai in “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.”

The most famous of Macanese foods is probably the egg tart—it looks much like an egg tart you’d find on a dim sum cart in any US Chinatown but was inspired by the Portuguese pastel de nata and is a sweeter, less eggy-tasting version than Hong Kong’s.

Coffee cup and two pastries on a table top decorated with Portuguese tile pattern

Less hype than some other egg tart spots but these Pastéis de Chaves offerings were heavenly

The best Macanese egg tart recipe was the secret of a husband-wife team but when the couple divorced, the wife (Margaret, of Margaret’s Café e Nata) sold the recipe to KFC and now every KFC in Asia serves them. The original Margaret’s doesn’t seem to be suffering. I haven’t seen lines like this since daily Covid testing ended.

Other popular dishes include beef offal, pork jerky, and pork chop sandwiches, none of which I tried (with varying degrees of regret). I find that high heat and humidity can really dampen my appetite and Canton weather has turned into a full steam sauna these past few weeks. I had to interrupt sightseeing a few times to return to my hotel and use the hair dryer on my bra. I did still treat myself to milk tea and a yummy Portuguese dinner, which included vinho verde and serradura (sawdust pudding), a delicious Portuguese dessert.

While casinos are not my thing, the mock European cities were fun to wander about. The Venetian was the most surreally over the top while I felt like the Parisian kind of rested on its outside Eiffel Tower replica and didn’t try as hard inside. The Londoner was sorely lacking a decent pub but I saw that one is under construction.

Big Ben, Eiffel Tower, Campanile di San Marco all within walking distance of one another!

Macau’s history as a European colony is way more architecturally visible than Hong Kong’s, but the city itself felt less truly international. Also maybe a bit less easy to get around since English isn’t quite as ubiquitous and there’s no Uber or metro system. Fortunately I found the buses were super easy to navigate and knowing a smidgeon of Spanish makes reading Portuguese street signs easy.

As with Hong Kong, a person like me who lives in China comes here to escape the “Chinese-ness” of the mainland. So what drew me to Macau and Hong Kong probably wouldn’t be what would draw most U,S. tourists. Still, for anyone looking to dip a toe into China, without the mafan of China’s visa process, internet firewall, and language barrier, Macau+Hong Kong offers enough to keep you busy for a week and to give you a real taste of China, or at least of Cantonese China. Would recommend!

#YourTaxpayerDollarsAtWork (Finally!)

Is there any subject I’ve exhausted more than obtaining a mythical R&R?

One of the top benefits of my job is that at posts with some level of hardship, we get one or more R&Rs where #YourTaxpayerDollarsAtWork pay the ‘to and from’ expenses to a spot you find restful and recuperative. Sky’s the limit on the ticket price if you go economy class to the U.S. or to the officially designated foreign R&R city (China’s is Sydney). If you choose elsewhere, Uncle Sam sets a price cap.

I planned a dreamy 2020 price-capped R&R, but Covid scuttled those plans. During my time in China, zero-Covid policies meant flights were rare, fares were $10k+, and quarantine hotels mandatory. A price cap wouldn’t cut it no matter where I wanted to go.

Australia hadn’t previously been high on my list but with nonstop flights from Guangzhou, a mere two hour time difference, airfare and quarantine covered no matter the price, it seemed like the best option.

Alas, in an effort to avoid getting on the wrong side of zero-Covid policies, the embassy created a process to bring people into China only via charter flights, following a week long quarantine and testing process in Washington D.C. This basically meant U.S. R&Rs only.

I could seek special dispensation to skirt the process, but I planned and cancelled two different trips as I sought, but failed to attain, said dispensation.

Higher-ups eventually issued official guidance conceding that, yes, we could go to Sydney, but only if we returned via the charter flight. Factoring in quarantine and two extra trips over the Pacific would stretch a two week vacation into a five week absence.

Crazy? I still considered it.

But then, psych! China abandoned zero-Covid and our embassy eliminated the mandatory charter flights.

Whereto leads all this prelude? So you can understand how, over the course of 12 months, Australia went from “not very high on my list” to “the holy grail of vacations.” That’s my excuse for loading up on experiences that were a bit over the top for my usual frugal travel style.

Here’s a massive photo dump of my favorite moments, including the majesty of Uluru, the serenity of snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef, and the wonder of the cassowary, which I somehow lived my whole life without ever knowing about before now.

Sydney

View of Sydney Harbour from the air

Maybe the most international city I’ve visited other than London? I heard conversations in English, Chinese, Spanish, unidentifiable (to me) Slavic languages, accents ranging from European to South Asian to South American.

I stayed in The Rocks, Sydney’s most historic neighborhood. As an American, I am used to visiting places where everything is much older than anything my own country has to offer. But Sydney is so (comparatively) new! And with historic architecture dating mostly from the Victorian era, I was half expecting to see the artful dodger scampering around the next corner.

A highlight of my time in Sydney was the Harbour Bridge Climb.

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While I mostly hung around the city, I did venture out to check out some beaches…

…and take a day trip to the Blue Mountains and rainforest.

Of course I had snap pics of the opera house from many different angles.

The cuisines available throughout my trip, but especially in Sydney, were myriad. Chinatown had a diversity of food I’ve not seen outside of China. If I ever need a nostalgia tour of my own food tours in China I know where to go!

Ayers Rock/Uluru

As fans of Midnight Oil know, Uluru was sacred to the aboriginal people long before it was appropriated by the colonizers who renamed it Ayers Rock and made it a tourist destination. Aboriginal people again control the land, and while there are still lots of tourists, their access is controlled by the locals, in partnership with the national parks. Climbs to the top of the rock are no longer allowed and certain areas are off limits to tourists and/or their cameras. But there’s still so much to see and do.

I started with a helicopter ride over the two most iconic sights: Kata Tjuta (The Olgas) and Uluru (Ayers Rock).

 

I also did a sunset dinner at the Field of Light art installation and sunrise hikes at Kata Tjuta and Uluru. Every change of light brings a new perspective. My brief stop in the “red center” was well worth it and definitely offered the best opportunities to learn about indigenous culture.

 

Port Douglas/Great Barrier Reef

It’s hard to beat Uluru. But for single best day of the trip, I think I give the edge to the day spent snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef.

Serene and blissful.

But Port Douglas is where “the rainforest meets the reef,” so I visited there as well.

Daintree rainforest is the world’s oldest. Which I guess it would have to be if it is harboring dinosaurs, which it 100% is, in the form of the world’s third largest bird, the cassowary. On my trip we encountered a papa cassowary and two chicks walking across the road.

large walking bird with blue head followed by two smaller brown chicks walking from the road into the forest; picture taken from a rear car window, as indicated by defrost lines crossing the photo

The males rear the young so we knew this was a father with his chicks

The way this thing walks…straight out of Jurassic Park.

I was lucky to see them in the wild but felt I needed a closer encounter than from the rear window of a car so I headed to a wildlife park.

The set-up there allowed most animals to roam freely while humans were confined to specific paths. Basically you were not to bother them, but if they wanted to bother you…

But what if the bird touches you?

 

$2 buys you a bag of emu and kangaroo food.

Koala photo shoots allowed during limited times

Cassowaries are the exception to this roaming policy. They, and their velociraptor-style claws, are kept very a safe distance from people.

My takeaway after two weeks? Australian nature is pretty cool but basically never runs out of ways to kill you.

Despite the dangers, I survived and had a marvelous time.

My sincere thanks to all of the US taxpayers who contributed to purchasing that airplane ticket. I promise to put your taxpayer dollars to work at every opportunity!